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Caro, pull your beak in !

dee-luded
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1 minute ago, olisik said:

This thread should be locked for the sexist un savoury comments it contains. 

Why do we have to lock and censor everything? Are we that scared of seeing people's true colours?

At least leave it open in case a few female members might like to have a crack when they see it. 

 
7 minutes ago, Rod Grinter Riot Squad said:

Sad to have crap like this considering the pioneering work we have done with women's football 

It's sad irrespective of the work we've done as a club.

Just now, Deestroy All said:

Why do we have to lock and censor everything? Are we that scared of seeing people's true colours?

At least leave it open in case a few female members might like to have a crack when they see it. 

Or soccer players/fans

 
15 minutes ago, dee-luded said:

no heads were banged,  no heads were shaken. 

 

nanny comments in the media.

 

soon you will all be following soccer.  Oh hang on,  they're all half stupid by the time they're 21,  because of heading that round thing thru for a goal.

Hang on, I once gave you a lift to Casey Fields, deeluded! it's an issue in soccer too. i gave football away at 24 when a guy king hit me in a pack. i spent the rest of the game trying to chase him round for payback. i remember at one of those games Daniel Bell getting hit so hard that you could here the collision from 30-40 metres away. As for soccer, it's a great game. don't have to dislike one to like the other. 

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6 minutes ago, olisik said:

Or soccer players/fans

I know. As if fans could work a flare with 50% brain function.

Don't really get why he brought soccer into it or what it had to do with the OP.

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9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I know. As if fans could work a flare with 50% brain function.

Don't really get why he brought soccer into it.

No flares in the EPL. Best league in the world. 

7 minutes ago, olisik said:

Don't forget about the soccer players in the firing line here

I reckon quaaluded would love the title of Johnny Warren's book about Australian soccer. But that's about as far as he'd get. 

Just now, AdamFarr said:

No flares in the EPL. Best league in the world. 

Only in 'straya. 

 
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