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LAST TIME THEY MET

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They beat us earlier in the year on our ground when we were in form after the Richmond win.

What are they going to do to us in Perth after our last few #%#*^ efforts?

MELBOURNE

B: Colin Garland, Tom McDonald, Jeremy Howe

HB: Christian Salem, Lynden Dunn, Jack Grimes

C: Heritier Lumumba, Bernie Vince, Daniel Cross

HF: Jeff Garlett, Jesse Hogan, Jay Kennedy-Harris

F: Jack Watts, Cameron Pedersen, Angus Brayshaw

FOLL: Mark Jamar, Nathan Jones, Dom Tyson

I/C: Jordie McKenzie, Viv Michie, Ben Newton, Aaron vandenBerg

EMG: Aidan Riley, Jake Spencer, Billy Stretch

IN: Jack Grimes, Jordie McKenzie, Cameron Pedersen

OUT: Chris Dawes (calf), Neville Jetta (concussion), Dean Kent (hamstring)

FREMANTLE

B: Cameron Sutcliffe, Luke McPharlin, Lee Spurr

HB: Garrick Ibbotson, Michael Johnson, Nick Suban

C: Paul Duffield, Nat Fyfe, Matt de Boer

HF: Danyle Pearce, Matthew Pavlich, Matt Taberner

F: Zac Clarke, Chris Mayne, Michael Walters

FOLL: Aaron Sandilands, David Mundy, Stephen Hill

I/C (from): Hayden Ballantyne, Michael Barlow, Lachie Neale, Clancee Pearce

EMG: Hayden Crozier, Jack Hannath, Tendai Mzungu

IN: Hayden Ballantyne

OUT: Tendai Mzungu

 
 

Fyfe out injured with "inflammation of the fibula" whatever that means.

They are resting him


Relax guys we have got this one covered.

Dees by three goals

Relax guys we have got this one covered.

Dees by three goals

How 'positive' of you od!

How 'positive' of you od!

Well I have been told by those on high that it is all my fault.

So the waves of positive thought this week will produce a win.

It will won't it?

 

Well I have been told by those on high that it is all my fault.

So the waves of positive thought this week will produce a win.

It will won't it?

Well, of course, if our negative thoughts make them play badly the opposite must be true!

However, I can't cope od, if your good self (of all DL posters) becomes the ever positive one!

Who will keep the rest of us emotional, irrational types, that get carried away with every tiny piece of good news, grounded!

We need you to shed this 'veil of positivity' and return to the pessimistic/realist od we know and love!

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Well, of course, if our negative thoughts make them play badly the opposite must be true!

However, I can't cope od, if your good self (of all DL posters) becomes the ever positive one!

Who will keep the rest of us emotional, irrational types, that get carried away with every tiny piece of good news, grounded!

We need you to shed this 'veil of positivity' and return to the pessimistic/realist od we know and love!

Sorry no can do only positive thoughts from here on.

I am worried Dawes might not get up this week.

We need his skill and marking ability in the forward line not to mention is accurate goal kicking.

Go Chris !


At our absolute best, they're still a 4-5 goal better side.

At our worst...dear me..

At our absolute best, they're still a 4-5 goal better side.

At our worst...dear me..

Oh please have you learnt nothing from the last 48 hours.

At our best we win by five goals not so best five points.

Newsflash! GWS have announced they are resting the whole team for the last round and will be sending the Paramatta U 17's in their place. I reckon we will have a real chance. Make sure you get to the Docklands early so you can fully experience the eerie abandoned feeling. Pre game entertainment will include tumbleweeds blowing across the playing arena and a carcass and vultures. Level 3 will be closed because the AFL is worried that the 4,612 Melbourne supporters may consider ending it all by jumping en masse "as a statement to get the attention of the club." The playing group will enter the arena to the sound of Handel's Requiem......etc etc etc etc


My hopes are more modest. Let's hope to score more than 50 points.

Negativity LDC of all people I expect better

Negativity LDC of all people I expect better

Let me re-phrase in a more positive manner.

I'm confident that we will score 50+ points thereby eclipsing our last 5 performances against Fremantle.

Better?

Let me re-phrase in a more positive manner.

I'm confident that we will score 50+ points thereby eclipsing our last 5 performances against Fremantle.

Better?

Now you are getting it.

Mr Roos will be so impressed.

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