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New Supporter Group Launched for MFC Young Members (18-32)

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Fair go DC. I have much better taste. I would never wear that crass belt with those shorts.

Reckon you might slip in their group Biitters?

Some of those unmarried gen whys might need a comforting shoulder to cry on after the game.

If you lost a few kgs ,wax the relevant areas and let some hair grow on your bonce then ,with your 70's wardrobe you might have a shot.

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[censored] 30!

It would be great to be 18 again!

even better to have the body of an 18yo with the knowhow of a 30yo :blink:


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This thread has really taken off in an unexpected direction, but still amusing and keeping it near the top!

..For the record, i asked the club if the age limit could be increased but it was decided only the young(er) tightasses should have access to such a great offer with heaps of value..

This thread has really taken off in an unexpected direction, but still amusing and keeping it near the top!

..For the record, i asked the club if the age limit could be increased but it was decided only the young(er) tightasses should have access to such a great offer with heaps of value..

Tight asses .... I pay for two 16 game memberships now and would still like to pay to be involved in the young members.

This thread has really taken off in an unexpected direction, but still amusing and keeping it near the top!

..For the record, i asked the club if the age limit could be increased but it was decided only the young(er) tightasses should have access to such a great offer with heaps of value..

Oh and if you talk to the club mention my point of how they could do such a better job promoting the bentleigh club for interstate matches.... Let's get the young members there

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Is anyone here actually a member of this group?

It sounds interesting and I fall smack in the middle of the age bracket. Just not sure what they actually do or if it is anything worthwhile.

I'd have to travel a bit of a distance but I have a real lack of mates who are even slightly interested in the Dees and who don't give me crap like its my fault they suck.

That said are there any similar groups in Gippsland or Melbourne's South East?

Geez Biff. What's got you so riled up? Did a hipster throw a molotov cocktail in your room?

I must agree with you on the hipster deal. Years ago, if you dressed up like this:

:el-hipster.jpg

you were more likely to get arrested for being a kiddy fiddler than being recognized as a fashion plate.

Is this at the gat CBF? R U taking the photo, or is that you in shorties. :lol:


Is this at the gat CBF? R U taking the photo, or is that you in shorties. :lol:

If someone turned up at the Gat looking like that then I might be tempted to start taking odds on how long they would last the night without being made someone's b****.

Alas, this was taken from Google images. Shame. I think would look quite fetching in those shorts.

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