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GAME DAY

The Great Pretender
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Grimes, that was a token chase at best. You're the captain FFS.

 

4 quarters Watts.
 

Terrible chasing effort from Grimes on the far wing. Only went into top gear when the GWS player had the ball.

That was embarrassing from a leader.

Edited by Buzzy

Rubbish defence through the midfield

Every week


Kent's got no idea for mine. Horrible positioning, slow thinking.
 

Absolutely hopeless effort from Pedersen.

Toumpas with an easy dropped mark on the 50.

Giants take it down and goal.

Toumpas is so disappointing.


The last 3 goals to GWShave been ridiculously soft. Defenders, KEEP YOUR FEET!!!

Ruckman more agile than Pedersen.

How is Cameron Pederson even on an AFL list? God dammit we are the stupidest team going around.

Toumpas with an easy dropped mark on the 50.

Giants take it down and goal.

Toumpas is so disappointing.

He is still very light at this stage and will obviously get much stronger - but jeez he melts under the slightest touch.


our work rate is 30% off where it needs to be

Pederson is a terrible kick and horrible decision maker. I know I am captain obvious.

amazing how lazy our players are

its just disgusting

Why is Gawn playing? To Give Spencer a chop out? He's giving us nothing up forward. We've gone too tall today. That may well be another poor Craig move.


Cam Pedersen is a worse footballer than me. I don't play football.

0 possessions again from Kent. What's he doing in the side?

This is some of the most ridiculous play I've seen.

Jeremy Howe how can you be so easily out marked in the goal square?

This team is killing me. Can't watch this crap week after week. When will this year be over already??

 

Fitzy runs into open goal, on angle. Tries check side right footer from a yard out . Hits post. Absolutely unmissable with a left footer.

Melbourne players get ball, stop, look then run/dispose of the ball.

They need to get ball, run to make space (just a couple of metres) then keep running/dispose of the ball.


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