NEED MORE CHANTS!!!

[DEELIRIOUS 156]

One for the Grog Squad.........May work, but is intended for a stadium without seating, but they stand permanently so its kinda the equivalent

Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down,

Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down,

Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down,

Stand Up Cos You Can't Sit Down...

[DEELIRIOUS 156]

One for the fans that bag us and our poshy ways

Are we too rich for you,

Are we too rich for you,

Are we too rich for you,

Are we too rich for you...

[DEELIRIOUS 156]

Another one for the scummy Tigs/Pies

Two bucks an hour,

(Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap, Clap),

Two bucks an hour,

("),

Two bucks an hour,

(")...

Edited June 14, 2012 by DEELIRIOUS

[DEELIRIOUS 156]

One for any player who grabs the ball when it is clearly going in

Goal snatching b***ard,

You're just a goal snatching b***ard,

Goal snatching b***ard,

You're just a goal snatching b***ard...

[Hazyshadeofgrinter 80]

I have a mate who sometimes tries to give me a hard time about Watts (gets harder for him every year/round, thanks Jack). After a while, I realised that it all just stems from Richmond's bad history of drafting - he is desperate for Watts to fail because he wants to feel better about Tambling et. al. I can't see the following chant ever working in practice because it is probably not simple enough but I would love to hear it sung in reply to some bell-end from the grog squad who tries to have a go at Watts:

To the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic":

When you look at Richmond's drafting it is hard to believe your eyes

That they took Oakley-Nicholls at 8 with Mitchell Clark there at 9

And Nathan Jones was there at 12

And as for Tambling, bloody hell

And last of all, let's not forget Fiooooora

Edited June 14, 2012 by Hazyshadeofgrinter

[#MYHEARTBEATSTRUE 27]

Do we actually have a grog squad kicking around?

[Deestroy All 14,262]

Do we actually have a grog squad kicking around?

Yeah... on the field.

[Jesse Christ 2,884]

I have a mate who sometimes tries to give me a hard time about Watts (gets harder for him every year/round, thanks Jack). After a while, I realised that it all just stems from Richmond's bad history of drafting - he is desperate for Watts to fail because he wants to feel better about Tambling et. al. I can't see the following chant ever working in practice because it is probably not simple enough but I would love to hear it sung in reply to some bell-end from the grog squad who tries to have a go at Watts:

To the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic":

When you look at Richmond's drafting it is hard to believe your eyes

That they took Oakley-Nicholls at 8 with Mitchell Clark there at 9

And Nathan Jones was there at 12

And as for Tambling, bloody hell

And last of all, let's not forget Fiooooora

Scully before Martin... I'd probably leave that chant

[Hazyshadeofgrinter 80]

Scully before Martin... I'd probably leave that chant

Yes, but that's precisely why you need it.

[H_T 3,043]

I can't see the following chant ever working in practice because it is probably not simple enough but I would love to hear it sung in reply to some bell-end from the grog squad who tries to have a go at Watts:

To the tune of "Teddy Bears' Picnic":

When you look at Richmond's drafting it is hard to believe your eyes

That they took Oakley-Nicholls at 8 with Mitchell Clark there at 9

And Nathan Jones was there at 12

And as for Tambling, bloody hell

And last of all, let's not forget Fiooooora

I like it. Squeezing Franklin in there would get it to top 10 on iTunes.

[Supermercado 2,797]

<team name> *clap* *clap* *clap*

[low flying Robbo 979]

Would love to bust out the "One team in Melbourne" chant but it could only be after a few years of dominating...

Being a Victory member, its a great feeling to have a packed stadium belting out the chants, but AFL just isn't made for it...

[Ricky P 757]

I'd advise starting with something simple if you want people to do it.

Just google around. There are four hundred million soccer chants on the web.

[Supermercado 2,797]

Please to be keeping it in one area of the stadium so that I can avoid it.

[Hazyshadeofgrinter 80]

Here's a simpler, less melodic one for GWS (still don't think these work well at AFL games though):

To the tune of "

" as featured on The Wire.

You've got Tom Scully

He's your problem

And his dodgey knee

Not our problem

say, 6 mi-lli-on, 6 mi-lli-on, 6 mi-lli-on, 6 mi-lli-on!

*repeats*

[Hazyshadeofgrinter 80]

Here's one for fans of unsociable football:

To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

James Magner will knock you straight out

Mitchell Clark will rip your arms out

And Luke Tapscott's

the hardest of the lot

We're walking in a Grinter wonderland