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Slight axe wound.

Not the first I've been involved with.

Back on typing duties.

Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking.

I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again.

You snivelling ignorami.

Was the axe used by your employee or client, Biff?

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I think Pies are ordinary yet they smash Saints. Pies will get beaten by the good sides.

As someone said, we have created an EPL, where only a few sides have a chance and the others merely make up the numbers.

I enjoyed the old VFL.

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I think Pies are ordinary yet they smash Saints. Pies will get beaten by the good sides.

As someone said, we have created an EPL, where only a few sides have a chance and the others merely make up the numbers.

I enjoyed the old VFL.

Corporate owned sports will do that to you Red.

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Corporate owned sports will do that to you Red.

It has taken a long time, but I am starting to lose my passion for football.

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It has taken a long time, but I am starting to lose my passion for football.

Imagine if JW gets traded.

The threads would go on for years.

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Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z.

They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

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Imagine if JW gets traded.

The threads would go on for years.

And if he doesn't, the threads will go on for years anyway .... :)

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Had dinner in Earl Hood's hipster Brunswick Street last night. The me and you was all written in French. Tucker wasn't bad but I wasn't going to come at any of that French lolly water to drink. Told them wine was spelt s h i r a z.

They looked at me as If I was some sort of ignoramus - bloody immigrants.

How did hipster Brunswickians react to your inique sense of style Uncle Bitter?


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And if he doesn't, the threads will go on for years anyway .... :)

Hows the family R@B.?

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How did hipster Brunswickians react to your inique sense of style Uncle Bitter?

Well Mable, IMHO (That's hipster speak) I outshone them quite clearly. My knowledge of gourmet dining and boozing left them speechless.

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Still kicking I see Jizz. How did the footy opening go? I suppose you have been over run with invites since then - cow shite on the cuffs and all.

They won the first game{when i was on board}and have lost there last 2.

Just a normal year for us.

Yep still kicking and still off durries.But the desperately need to empty the bags or take some pressure of the left side of brain.

Humour just wont cut the mustard.

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They won the first game{when i was on board}and have lost there last 2.

Just a normal year for us.

Yep still kicking and still off durries.But the desperately need to empty the bags or take some pressure of the left side of brain.

Humour just wont cut the mustard.

Perhaps the "Old Spice" is no longer working for you Jizz. Maybe some "Lynx" from the nearest Supermarket will do the trick.

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Perhaps the "Old Spice" is no longer working for you Jizz. Maybe some "Lynx" from the nearest Supermarket will do the trick.

My usual trick is to lick me eyebrows.

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If we lose another game or two it may cost us the 2015 Premiership.

:roos:

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Fl og and Jizz both online. Knocks my theory that they are brain sharing!

Shouldnt you be in the shed milking the chitter's now?


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I pay servants to carry out menial tasks Jizz.

Wondered what Biffo did on sunday night's

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I pay servants to carry out menial tasks Jizz.

promissory notes don't count as pay, bbo

as da said "and lets be clear on this, they're not worth the paper they're written on"

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Hows the family R@B.?

Good thanks, jazza. Keeping busy and making sure there is never a dull moment for their dad ...

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They won the first game{when i was on board}and have lost there last 2.

Just a normal year for us.

Yep still kicking and still off durries.But the desperately need to empty the bags or take some pressure of the left side of brain.

Humour just wont cut the mustard.

Good to hear you are still off the durries. Keep on keeping off! Try a knife if you want to cut mustard ... :blink:

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Good to hear you are still off the durries. Keep on keeping off! Try a knife if you want to cut mustard ... :blink:

Knott in the fence post more suitable.

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what happened to the cow's liver, jazzer?

Onsold to the Biffonmeter,He said something about a long lunch at the Gat.

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