The No T$ No B$ Thread

[jazza 1,323]

Jazza, you must have a direct line to the AFL ... http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/afl-could-have-a-female-field-umpire-within-two-years-says-wayne-campbell-20140923-10kwmb.html

Been involved in footy a long time.

Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse].

Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day.

Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.

Edited September 23, 2014 by jazza

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Been involved in footy a long time.

Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse].

Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day.

Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.

Well done on the foxes, always as good as knocking off rabbits. Not sure channelling is at the top of my list of skills, but if you don't mind wobbles here and there, I will give it a go ...

[jazza 1,323]

Well done on the foxes, always as good as knocking off rabbits. Not sure channelling is at the top of my list of skills, but if you don't mind wobbles here and there, I will give it a go ...

Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}.

Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.

[Redleg 40,817]

64. We know what that stands for. 50 years.

[old dee 23,774]

Gee wizz Demonland is jumping today the "big Thread ' was almost off the main page.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}.

Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.

Have used a shovel before, but maybe not at a level you are expecting ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Gee wizz Demonland is jumping today the "big Thread ' was almost off the main page.

Maybe we need to talk more !$#! OD ...

[old dee 23,774]

Maybe we need to talk more !$#! OD ...

Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

Hope it tasted good. Wee dram tonight too?

[old dee 23,774]

Hope it tasted good. Wee dram tonight too?

No I am keeping that for the day Hird is flung from Essendon.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

No I am keeping that for the day Hird is flung from Essendon.

Might be sooner than you think, then ...

[Redleg 40,817]

Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

They killed Elvis.

[beelzebub 23,313]

They killed Elvis.

he deep fried his though !!!

[Redleg 40,817]

he deep fried his though !!!

Correct.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

Biff also found a lovely fox last night. He hasn't been sighted since.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

he deep fried his though !!!

They got him all shook up?

[old dee 23,774]

he deep fried his though !!!

Spot on no DF here bb.

And on whole grain bread a veritable healthy sensation.

[Redleg 40,817]

63 Music day

6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

He has a lot of records.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

They killed Elvis.

Saw an "Elvis macaron" when getting my coffee this morning. It was called a "peanut butter and jelly twist". Sounds like a good way to ruin a macaron to me (and didn't we used to call them macaroons?) ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

63 Music day

6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

He has a lot of records.

Music to my ears ...

[old dee 23,774]

Saw an "Elvis macaron" when getting my coffee this morning. It was called a "peanut butter and jelly twist". Sounds like a good way to ruin a macaron to me (and didn't we used to call them macaroons?) ...

Not a macaroons fan R&B

Way to sweet for me

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

63 Music day

6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

He has a lot of records.

For that matter, Elvis made a lot of records too ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Not a macaroons fan R&B

Way to sweet for me

Pity. But probably a good health choice! More bananas this morning?

[old dee 23,774]

Pity. But probably a good health choice! More bananas this morning?

No I am rationed

Potassium problem !

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

No I am rationed

Potassium problem !

Save them for a special occasion then ...