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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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I also smell some trouble between Carlisle and the Bombers FD.

I would have a go at him as well.

Even if he is one of the 34 he would be a great get, a versatile tall who can play both ends.

 
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227000 views, 12500 replies and now 500 pages.

Congrats to the best thread ever on Demonland.

A beacon of common sense and hope among so much of the flotsam and jetsam.

Onward and upward to 1000 pages, 500000 views and 25000 replies.

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Colorful and appropriate. Like the rainbow this thread is, in an otherwise dark, stormy sky.

Sorry about the bunch of uglies in the middle.

BTW WJ how was the B & F?

Never ceases to amaze me that despite that fact that we've won so few games over the past few years, the supporters remain proud and stick to the club. The fact that close to 900 supporters turned up at a club function like this in times like these for the club is amazing.

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Never ceases to amaze me that despite that fact that we've won so few games over the past few years, the supporters remain proud and stick to the club. The fact that close to 900 supporters turned up at a club function like this in times like these for the club is amazing.

It is amazing.

We probably have the highest percentage of masochists of any AFL club.

We would probably figure high on the false optimism table as well.

Anyway it is fantastic that they can get so many to a function after finishing 2nd last.

Arr the sun is shining, I woke up alive, GD duties tonight, Planning a Banana ( well half one ) sandwich for lunch, New bottle of single malt on the shelf, the best time of the year for the MFC is just around the corner and the thread is 500.

A lot to be happy about today

 

It is amazing.

We probably have the highest percentage of masochists of any AFL club.

We would probably figure high on the false optimism table as well.

Anyway it is fantastic that they can get so many to a function after finishing 2nd last.

I am just surprised that the MFC finished second last in the past two seasons.

Clearly the MFC had the worst list in the league over that time by a country mile.

The question has to be asked, is there any Tanking going on?

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Well that would be obvious from reading this thread alone.

Long may you keep reading the thread. Are you also an optimist?


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I am just surprised that the MFC finished second last in the past two seasons.

Clearly the MFC had the worst list in the league over that time by a country mile.

The question has to be asked, is there any Tanking going on?

I see your avatar and your name is frog. I know they like water and could be found in tanks. However we need to stop discussing tanking as it never happened. If it did other clubs would have been charged with tanking.

Long may you keep reading the thread. Are you also an optimist?

You mean there is a choice for Dees supporters ?

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You mean there is a choice for Dees supporters ?

Always a choice.

I think I hear Mr. Wong calling.

I am just surprised that the MFC finished second last in the past two seasons.

Clearly the MFC had the worst list in the league over that time by a country mile.

The question has to be asked, is there any Tanking going on?

Absolutely no need DF we got to equal last through hard work, spending multi $millions and superior skill.

Arr the sun is shinning, I woke up alive, GD duties tonight, Planning a Banana ( well half one ) sandwich for lunch, New bottle of single malt on the shelf, the best time of the year for the MFC is just around the corner and the thread is 500.

A lot to be happy about today

OD don't forget we are all MFC supporters, which means the glass is always half empty!

So the sun is shinning for only half a day, you woke up to go to work, you only get half a banana for lunch, you can't feel any more pain as the AFL season is over, and we need to complete another 500 pages to make it 1,000. There a lot to be upset about you know.

PS I could not say any bad about the GD duties as that only a good thing and can only be an enjoyment. But remember lots of sugar and red cordial and you should buy battery operated toys that make very loud noises (for when she goes home).


500 page of human neuroses.

Well done all.

I see your avatar and your name is frog. I know they like water and could be found in tanks. However we need to stop discussing tanking as it never happened. If it did other clubs would have been charged with tanking.

I am not suggesting the MFC is Tanking.

It just how have we finished so high up the ladder with the list we have?

I am looking at other clubs who IMO must be riding in their own Tanks.

Absolutely no need DF we got to equal last through hard work, spending multi $millions and superior skill.

True the MFC are only second last by percentage.

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I am not suggesting the MFC is Tanking.

It just how have we finished so high up the ladder with the list we have?

I am looking at other clubs who IMO must be riding in their own Tanks.

Theirs are septic tanks.

Theirs are septic tanks.

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That sign is disturbing, hauling milk on the weekends. Their milk must taste really crappy.

That sign is disturbing, hauling milk on the weekends. Their milk must taste really crappy.

So you are septic sceptic, Redleg? :blink::wacko:

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So you are septic sceptic, Redleg? :blink::wacko:

Sceptic but not septic.

 

That sign is disturbing, hauling milk on the weekends. Their milk must taste really crappy.

How do you think Choc Milk is made?

How do you think Choc Milk is made?

Better ask jazza. I suspect that's what he thinks moccachinos taste like ... :)


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