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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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If he is already involved at another club, I don't think we will until their season ends.

Which for the MFC is this week end LOL

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take a tonic OD ;)

this was mine this morning :)

5kog.jpg

yeeessshhh

reminds me why I don't talk to the missus any more

stop smoking /eat better/more fibre /blah blah blah

bloody organics, good excuse to live to ripe old age and not die young

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take a tonic OD ;)

this was mine this morning :)

5kog.jpg

Where the picture of a Banana.

I think someone making another call!

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Where the picture of a Banana.

I think someone making another call!

didnt actually notice there was no banana in pic...kinda odd really lol

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didnt actually notice there was no banana in pic...kinda odd really lol

Just tell me you did not purchase it from Messendon or Mr Danks

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beelzebub   23,200

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Just tell me you did not purchase it from Messendon or Mr Danks

Nupp... cafe up the road :)

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beelzebub   23,200

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In Essendon?

Im Bayside my good man

but not a pompous Brighton Bustard

( sorry if you are...lol )

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Im Bayside my good man

but not a pompous Brighton Bustard

( sorry if you are...lol )

There appears to be enough evidence to justify an AFL style investigation into your drink

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There appears to be enough evidence to justify an AFL style investigation into your drink

probably...

but the cafe got me to sign the receipt...tis oK...isnt it :unsure:

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I spent 7 minutes investigating your story and believe charges are warranted for bring this thread into disrepute.

We can conduct a hearing to hear you defence to the allegation which we from this threat have an open mind to your guilt or innocence.

However after we find your guilty of the charges we can negotiate the following penalties:

Plead Not Guilty and receive a 12 day suspension from this thread with a $100 fine, or

Plead Guilty and receive 12 minute suspension from the thread and a $0.60 fine with no record conviction.

The choice is entirely up to you.

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beelzebub   23,200

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Thats its then...Im engaging QC Bumside he'll get me off ...even though Ive done nothing....nothing !!

He's Wespekktfull !! that waskally wabbit

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Thats its then...Im engaging QC Bumside he'll get me off ...even though Ive done nothing....nothing !!

He's Wespekktfull !! that waskally wabbit

So the thread will be paying your legal costs?

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So the thread will be paying your legal costs?

not only that I expect an extension ( not sure what of....but one nonetheless )

they really are a rablle Messendon

think we're bad....nupp they're Despicable !!! ^_^

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not only that I expect an extension ( not sure what of....but one nonetheless )

they really are a rablle Messendon

think we're bad....nupp they're Despicable !!! ^_^

You are a hard negotiator. You have your extension!

Correct Messendon is on more then performance enhancing drugs.

But with no more Hird immunity they are all going down.

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There is that pathetic GWS side that I predicted. Best player and captain out, ruck out, next best midfielder out and so on. Oh yes they want to win.

Robbo asks is Freo resting 10 players tanking. No says Gerard as you don't have to try and win if you have a goal in mind. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

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we were scapegoats...simples ( you reading rpfc..lol )

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There is that pathetic GWS side that I predicted. Best player and captain out, ruck out, next best midfielder out and so on. Oh yes they want to win.

Robbo asks is Freo resting 10 players tanking. No says Gerard as you don't have to try and win if you have a goal in mind. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is today Groundhog Day?
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Is today Groundhog Day?

a certain redundancy in that question I'd have thought..lol

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