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You are calling the Queen a d1ckhead, are you?

I hope so.

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Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

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Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

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Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

Life is full of disappointment bb

A bit like following a footballl team that gets worse every year.

Lucky we follow the Dees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well... I must admit it was very nice carrot cake :)

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That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

Was her name Ben as well?

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Its a winners week end so go all the way and get a chocolate muffin today.

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Must be after breakfast by now ...

It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

Go Dees

PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

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Feeling pretty happy with myself, for continuing to pump up Fitz's tyres, while others bagged him. I think he will make a player for us and one who is versatile and hard to match up on. Dermie was impressed with him last night.

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It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

Go Dees

PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

I know what you mean, OD -- I don't want to end, either! I had a sick feeling in the last quarter, but all is well that ends well...

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I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

Nothing to be ashamed of. There will always be more banana bread ...

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Are you suggesting chocolate is superior to banana?

Wash your mouth out bigfrog.

Obviously a win has gone to your head.

Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

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Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

I understand completely TBF.

Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

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I understand completely TBF.

Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

I tried to avoid down grading the banana taste if I can.

The other day thought Mrs Frog made me drink a Banana/Chocolate liquor.

It needed more Banana LOL

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