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You are calling the Queen a d1ckhead, are you?

I hope so.

 

Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

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Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

 

Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

Oh well

Life is full of disappointment bb

A bit like following a footballl team that gets worse every year.

Lucky we follow the Dees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and I thought we'd adopted the "no d1ckheads policy" around here!

Well, that rules quite a few people out (myself included!) ... :blink:


Well... I must admit it was very nice carrot cake :)

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Well... I must admit it was very nice carrot cake :)

Usually is. I think the icing has cheese in it, believe it or not.

 

That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

Was her name Ben as well?

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I am hoping for Port to win, to put a break on the Blues and for the Pies to then smash the Blues next week.

Love to see them finish ninth.


Must be a banana muffin kind of morning today, Redleg?

Its a winners week end so go all the way and get a chocolate muffin today.

Its a winners week end so go all the way and get a chocolate muffin today.

Are you suggesting chocolate is superior to banana?

Wash your mouth out bigfrog.

Obviously a win has gone to your head.

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Must be a banana muffin kind of morning today, Redleg?

Will advise after breakfast.

Will advise after breakfast.

Must be after breakfast by now ...


Must be after breakfast by now ...

It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

Go Dees

PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

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Must be after breakfast by now ...

I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

Man cannot live on banana bread alone!

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Feeling pretty happy with myself, for continuing to pump up Fitz's tyres, while others bagged him. I think he will make a player for us and one who is versatile and hard to match up on. Dermie was impressed with him last night.

It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

Go Dees

PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

I know what you mean, OD -- I don't want to end, either! I had a sick feeling in the last quarter, but all is well that ends well...


I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

Nothing to be ashamed of. There will always be more banana bread ...

Are you suggesting chocolate is superior to banana?

Wash your mouth out bigfrog.

Obviously a win has gone to your head.

Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

I understand completely TBF.

Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

 

I understand completely TBF.

Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

I tried to avoid down grading the banana taste if I can.

The other day thought Mrs Frog made me drink a Banana/Chocolate liquor.

It needed more Banana LOL

I tried to avoid down grading the banana taste if I can.

The other day thought Mrs Frog made me drink a Banana/Chocolate liquor.

It needed more Banana LOL

made you!

I bet it was not that hard.


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