Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

or another sociopath on the spectrum, r&b ?

I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

I have seen no evidence to change that view.

 
  • Author
1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I have long considered myself the only sane poster on this thread.

I have seen no evidence to change that view.

Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

That is very apt here.

Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

 

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Perhaps you need to read the writings of Confucius.

He once wrote “that man under car with tool, not necessarily mechanic.”

That is very apt here.

Uncle Bitter, when you look in the mirror, do you see yourself as you are, or as you want to be?

 

Good heavens Red!

What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

 
  • Author
10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Good heavens Red!

What a philosophical mix! It's making my brain more scrambled than my breakfast eggs.

I think I may have reached a state of confusion.

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 


Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 

Good judgement no doubt 

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

 

i always knew your crystal balls were reliable, uncle 🤣

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

i always knew your crystal balls were reliable, uncle 🤣

Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

 
1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

Just now, daisycutter said:

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.


13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

Some things just can’t be done on zoom.

13 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

no need uncle, i think she already has your measure  

26 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

I'm in 


22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a very creative solution dc !

I'm just not sure about how to approach @WalkingCivilWar in regard to coming out to The Manor to measure me up.

There’s an app for that, a D.I.Y. app. “Yourself” being the operative word. 

30 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

maybe wcw could knit you some appropriate warmers?

just thinking aloud

Please don’t put ideas in his head, Daise!

5 minutes ago, layzie said:

I'm in 

Who under 80 years old knits?

Do they even make knitting needles still?

You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

 I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

2C9266E5-D856-45FE-8451-23DEC0D53E77.thumb.jpeg.cbf2b270cc864597542dc59fb7d6390a.jpeg

PIGADEES!!!!

 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Who under 80 years old knits?

Do they even make knitting needles still?

Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.


3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

You’re all depraved, so I’m gonna change the subject.

 I wonder if Hibbo eats these on GameDay…

2C9266E5-D856-45FE-8451-23DEC0D53E77.thumb.jpeg.cbf2b270cc864597542dc59fb7d6390a.jpeg

PIGADEES!!!!

 

Maybe Percy Pigs?

image.jpeg.c4a5263e9d5ff3b22cd897dfd4c823b0.jpeg

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Your Uncle Bitter is a patient man WCW. 

I'd let you have a few tries at getting it right.

I’d sooner stick the knitting needles into my eyeballs.

1 minute ago, demosaw said:

Maybe Percy Pigs?

image.jpeg.c4a5263e9d5ff3b22cd897dfd4c823b0.jpeg

Wow, they look even cheaper and nastier than PIGaDEES.

 
16 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Who under 80 years old knits?

Do they even make knitting needles still?

That's a shame, was hoping you might have had the gift.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • GAMEDAY: St. Kilda

    It’s Game Day, and 205 days have passed since the final siren sounded at the MCG, bringing Melbourne’s 2025 season to a close and marking the end of an era. In just a few hours, a new chapter begins for the Demons. What are you most hoping to see from Melbourne today?

      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 67 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 01

    With Opening Round done and dusted, Round 1 sees the full AFL competition finally swing into action for 2026. Discuss all the games this week that do not involve the Dees, share your tips, and let us know which results would suit Demons best.

      • Like
    • 378 replies
  • PODCAST: 2026 Season Preview

    The boys previewed the 2026 Season sharing their early impressions of the new coach, the new players, observations from preseason training, and what they've made of the new game style. They also look ahead to the season with their predictions, the players they expect to rise, their expectations for the team, and what they see as a realistic pass mark for Melbourne in 2026.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 14 replies
  • PREVIEW: St. Kilda

    When the Demons blew their 46-point lead at Marvel Stadium in Round 20 last year, the fallout was enormous. Like an event straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy, Melbourne’s final-quarter collapse left fans reeling and the club grappling with the aftermath. 

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    With just over two weeks until their opening match of the 2026 AFL Premiership season, the Demons are already well on the path to redemption and have the Saints firmly in their sights ahead of their mid-March clash at the MCG. What do you think the team will look like when they run out on to the G?

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 654 replies
  • NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

    Finally the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us. While Melbourne sits out Opening Round, there is still plenty of footy to enjoy with five non-MFC clashes to kick off the new season. It all begins on Thursday night with a blockbuster at the SCG as Sydney hosts Carlton in what should be a strong early test for both sides. On Friday night, Gold Coast gets its chance to open the season in front of a home crowd when the Suns and Christian Petracca take on Geelong at People First Stadium. Saturday features a double-header, starting in the afternoon with Greater Western Sydney and Clayton Oliver meeting the Hawks at Engie Stadium. That is followed on Saturday night by Brisbane Lions hosting the Western Bulldogs at the Gabba, with the Lions embarking on their campaign to win the Threepeat. Opening Round wraps up on Sunday night at the MCG, where St Kilda takes on Collingwood in the only game in town in the first week of the season. There is no shortage of storylines across the round, so discuss all the action from the non-MFC games of Opening Round.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 557 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.