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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Been involved in footy a long time.

Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse].

Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day.

Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.

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    Been involved in footy a long time.

    Shielas would make perfect umps{snide remarks aside}especially for the country footy,where we dont have young boys wanting to ump{to much abuse].

    Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

    nearly 4 months off the fags and desire for a durry is about 2 minutes per day.

    Also "channeling",i occasionally need help with water courses in the mid winter,thinking of giving you a call.

    Well done on the foxes, always as good as knocking off rabbits. Not sure channelling is at the top of my list of skills, but if you don't mind wobbles here and there, I will give it a go ...

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    Well done on the foxes, always as good as knocking off rabbits. Not sure channelling is at the top of my list of skills, but if you don't mind wobbles here and there, I will give it a go ...

    Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}.

    Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.

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    64. We know what that stands for. 50 years.

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    Gee wizz Demonland is jumping today the "big Thread ' was almost off the main page.

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    Great news about giving channeling a go,make your way down to bunnings and buy a shovel{shall call you next winter}.

    Now we are getting rid of the foxes and bunnies down this way,you city people could do us a favour and start running over the feral cats.That would be much appreciated.

    Have used a shovel before, but maybe not at a level you are expecting ...

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    Gee wizz Demonland is jumping today the "big Thread ' was almost off the main page.

    Maybe we need to talk more !$#! OD ... :blink::blink:

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    Maybe we need to talk more !$#! OD ... :blink::blink:

    Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

    Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

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    Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

    Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

    Hope it tasted good. Wee dram tonight too? :lol::lol:

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    Hope it tasted good. Wee dram tonight too? :lol::lol:

    No I am keeping that for the day Hird is flung from Essendon.

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    No I am keeping that for the day Hird is flung from Essendon.

    Might be sooner than you think, then ...

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    Contrary to advice I had a banana and Peanut butter sandwich for lunch today.

    Occasionaly you just have to spit into the wind.

    They killed Elvis.

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    They killed Elvis.

    he deep fried his though !!!

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    he deep fried his though !!!

    Correct.

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    Got 3 foxes last night,early spring i think.{also got a pup and wrung its bloody neck}

    Biff also found a lovely fox last night. He hasn't been sighted since.

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    he deep fried his though !!!

    They got him all shook up? :blink:

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    he deep fried his though !!!

    Spot on no DF here bb.

    And on whole grain bread a veritable healthy sensation.

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    63 Music day

    6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

    He has a lot of records.

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    They killed Elvis.

    Saw an "Elvis macaron" when getting my coffee this morning. It was called a "peanut butter and jelly twist". Sounds like a good way to ruin a macaron to me (and didn't we used to call them macaroons?) ...

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    63 Music day

    6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

    He has a lot of records.

    Music to my ears ... :blink:

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    Saw an "Elvis macaron" when getting my coffee this morning. It was called a "peanut butter and jelly twist". Sounds like a good way to ruin a macaron to me (and didn't we used to call them macaroons?) ...

    Not a macaroons fan R&B

    Way to sweet for me

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    63 Music day

    6 & 3 = 9 Neita.

    He has a lot of records.

    For that matter, Elvis made a lot of records too ... :blink:

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    Not a macaroons fan R&B

    Way to sweet for me

    Pity. But probably a good health choice! More bananas this morning?

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    Pity. But probably a good health choice! More bananas this morning?

    No I am rationed

    Potassium problem !

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    No I am rationed

    Potassium problem !

    Save them for a special occasion then ... :blink:

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