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Oh you don't look old but your smile does freak me out.

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Ah, those were the days, when you were too young to realise that the whole Batman series was a campish pisstake on the Dark Knight, with bad special effects and signs like "Boom! Bash! Crash!" just to let you know when the bad guys copped it ....

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Listened to the "lone ranger" on the radio when i was a kid.Blue hills also.

Chit now i know im old like red,OD,Mr walker,and R@B

We all know you are ancient, even if you don't, and you have just proved it by admitting to listening to Blue Hills, a great snapshot of a bygone Australia.

BTW if you know your old comics, the Ghost Who Walks doesn't get old ...

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Your discussion of matinee Idols may help get you into the petticoats of polite Eastern Suburbs retirees but in 5 more posts you will join the elite company of procrastinators,time wasters and triflers to notch up five figures here.

How does it feel?

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Your discussion of matinee Idols may help get you into the petticoats of polite Eastern Suburbs retirees but in 5 more posts you will join the elite company of procrastinators,time wasters and triflers to notch up five figures here.

How does it feel?

thanks for pointing that out biffo, i will now cherish and savour these next few posts as i break an historic milestone to fly with the angels and leave the untouchables such as yourself eating my dust

i wonder if there is a life membership in it.....or money?

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thanks for pointing that out biffo, i will now cherish and savour these next few posts as i break an historic milestone to fly with the angels and leave the untouchables such as yourself eating my dust

i wonder if there is a life membership in it.....or money?

The 10000 club is so elite that you may never have to pay for jam and scones again.

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A cad never pays for his own Viagra.

especially not a professional.

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but that orange tinted special viagra you sell is sending me broke

Dont waste your last mortal posts arguing the price of your "vitamins".

Give us something profound and memorable,something inspiring perhaps?

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i'm tired. think i'll sit on 9999 a while

i need to plan this well biffo before i take a giant leap for mankind

plus it will give everyone a chance to work on their congratulatory speeches

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i'm tired. think i'll sit on 9999 a while

i need to plan this well biffo before i take a giant leap for mankind

plus it will give everyone a chance to work on their congratulatory speeches

We wait like baited breath.

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We wait like baited breath.

I thought you were going to say stinking breath ... :blink:

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i'm tired. think i'll sit on 9999 a while

i need to plan this well biffo before i take a giant leap for mankind

plus it will give everyone a chance to work on their congratulatory speeches

Oscar's trial verdict is coming up ... :blink:

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The magic number today is 25 Redleg

Organ transplants?

BTW,how was cruise?

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76 trombones led the big parade

But where are the 110 cornets right behind? And what exactly was the fabled 10,000th post?

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That is it jazza leave in 25 days

I remembered,then realised that was very stalker like,so just dropped the hint for everybody.

Unfortunately they must be dementia type posters on here who cant work things out.

Anyway,is it true the cruise takes in mexico and you get to barter with cartel members for biffs supplies?

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I remembered,then realised that was very stalker like,so just dropped the hint for everybody.

Unfortunately they must be dementia type posters on here who cant work things out.

Anyway,is it true the cruise takes in mexico and you get to barter with cartel members for biffs supplies?

Who are you? And why is that cow smiling like that? :lol::lol::blink::wacko:

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