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Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

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    dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

    Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

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    Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

    c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

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    there's a moral here somewhere

    beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

    maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

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    c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

    You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees.

    In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.

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    there's a moral here somewhere

    beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

    maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

    That wont hold water

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    That wont hold water

    did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

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    did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

    So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

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    So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

    apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

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    apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

    I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

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    I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

    probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

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    probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

    or maybe he has used aid?

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    nz import them cheap........we don't

    Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ... :)

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    just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

    "he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

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    Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ... :)

    a bananacratic country indeed

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    "he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

    yeah he cried a reeva

    bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

    past my bedtime now.................to be continued

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    I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

    That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

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    yeah he cried a reeva

    bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

    past my bedtime now.................to be continued

    You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

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    I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

    That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

    that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo

    .......now i really gotta go

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    You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

    Oscar hasn't.

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    Oscar hasn't.

    Shot that one down pretty quickly ...

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    Is that your proposal for new flag for NZ, DF? :blink:

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