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Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

 

dopey cops couldn't find any footprints either

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

 

there's a moral here somewhere

beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

c'mon biffo, that was just prosthetic. lift your game man

You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees.

In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.


there's a moral here somewhere

beware of a sawn-off man with a shotgun

maybe he was caught short and couldn't get the toilet door open

That wont hold water

That wont hold water

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

did you know that statistically oscar pistorius jokes are twice as funny as heather mills jokes

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

 

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

apparently there are a few inmates in pollsmoor looking forward to winning an oscar

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?


I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

probably, but he'll be ok if he doesn't shoot himself in the foot

or maybe he has used aid?

nz import them cheap........we don't

Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ... :)


just remember what lordweaver said biffo "let him without shins cast the fist stone"

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

Well, you learn something new every day!. I guess that must make NZ a banana monarchy ... :)

a bananacratic country indeed

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

yeah he cried a reeva

bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

past my bedtime now.................to be continued

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

yeah he cried a reeva

bet he's kicking himself now.....oh wait a minute

past my bedtime now.................to be continued

You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?


I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream.

That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

that's just a shot in the dark defence biffo

.......now i really gotta go

You two thought of doing stand up at the Comedy Festival?

Oscar hasn't.

Oscar hasn't.

Shot that one down pretty quickly ...

 

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Is that your proposal for new flag for NZ, DF? :blink:


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