The No T$ No B$ Thread

[old dee 23,506]

my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

Best sort dc and from my experience they are always happy to see you.

One of my Brothers in law has serious issues with his legs and says the only reason he gets out of bed most days is because his " hairy Clock" demands it.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

Best sort dc and from my experience they are always happy to see you.

One of my Brothers in law has serious issues with his legs and says the only reason he gets out of bed most days is because his " hairy Clock" demands it.

Nearly misread that last little bit, OD ....

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

So no fingers on that clock either?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".

Sounds like you need a new alarm, Redleg

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Sounds like you need a new alarm, Redleg

Will this do RBB?

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

Will this do RBB?

Now that is an alarm, DF! Sleeping through it might become permanent, though ... :-)

[DemonFrog 1,347]

Now that is an alarm, DF! Sleeping through it might become permanent, though ... :-)

We are Melbourne Supporters which means we never do thing half heartedly.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,120]

Did you pay a quick visit to Lourdes OD. I didn't see an old bastard on a walking frame at the intra club today.

[old dee 23,506]

Did you pay a quick visit to Lourdes OD. I didn't see an old [censored] on a walking frame at the intra club today.

Left it home Bbo.

Usually bring it to games to get a bit of sympathy from Opposition supporters after we have been belted.

Has worked a charm the last two years, they even buy you drinks at the bar.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,120]

Left it home Bbo.

Usually bring it to games to get a bit of sympathy from Opposition supporters after we have been belted.

Has worked a charm the last two years, they even buy you drinks at the bar.

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

Edited February 20, 2014 by Bitter but optimistic

[old dee 23,506]

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

In between last night and 10.00 this morning Bbo my situation changed time wise and I could only afford half the game.

So I bolted at half time, did have any time to look around.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

No albatross either, I suppose ...

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

We are Melbourne Supporters which means we never do thing half heartedly.

That poor mutt looks like he has just been caught weeing on the carpet ...

[old dee 23,506]

That poor mutt looks like he has just been caught weeing on the carpet ...

Typical boxer look when they are being scolded R and B

I have had four of the breed.

The best dog going around BUT the first two years are a nightmare.

You are dealing with a dog with unlimited energy that goes in every direct all at once.

Test the metal of the best.

Unless you can be with them most of the time and are prepared to put a lot of time and walk five km a day.

buy a lap dog

[Redleg 40,313]

In between last night and 10.00 this morning Bbo my situation changed time wise and I could only afford half the game.

So I bolted at half time, did have any time to look around.

When you say bolted you mean "ambled" don't you?

[Redleg 40,313]

buy a lap dog

Now biffo is all excited, he thought you said lap "dance".

[Redleg 40,313]

_{Looking at the recent photos, Dawes is certainly one big unit and Tapscott has definitely fined down a bit.}

[Akum 2,660]

Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

Effect ............................Cause!

[Red and Bluebeard 2,080]

Typical boxer look when they are being scolded R and B

I have had four of the breed.

The best dog going around BUT the first two years are a nightmare.

You are dealing with a dog with unlimited energy that goes in every direct all at once.

Test the metal of the best.

Unless you can be with them most of the time and are prepared to put a lot of time and walk five km a day.

buy a lap dog

Like most things, OD, I guess it is a matter of getting out what you put in. We have a beagle, who is about 3 years old, and very good with the kids. We haven't trained out of him the desire to go screaming out the front door at every opportunity, and he goes on digging and chewing festivals every now and again, but it doesn't sound like he is in the same class as the boxer.

[Whispering_Jack 29,299]

_{Looking at the recent photos, Dawes is certainly one big unit and Tapscott has definitely fined down a bit.}

Shannon Byrnes looked very good too yesterday. His experience should be invaluable against the Saints in Round 1.

[old dee 23,506]

Like most things, OD, I guess it is a matter of getting out what you put in. We have a beagle, who is about 3 years old, and very good with the kids. We haven't trained out of him the desire to go screaming out the front door at every opportunity, and he goes on digging and chewing festivals every now and again, but it doesn't sound like he is in the same class as the boxer.

They have lovely natures and in middle age are worth the first couple of years

But they are people dogs which means they are not a buy and forget dog.

They want to be in everything you do.

[old dee 23,506]

Shannon Byrnes looked very good too yesterday. His experience should be invaluable against the Saints in Round 1.

Stirrer !

[old dee 23,506]

When you say bolted you mean "ambled" don't you?

Got me.

Lets say "I left immediately after the second quarter finished"

[Whispering_Jack 29,299]

Stirrer !

Well ... he did a few nice things, like when he sidestepped around a Casey player who was wrong footed at the time.

I'm sure Roos noticed it.

[old dee 23,506]

Well ... he did a few nice things, like when he sidestepped around a Casey player who was wrong footed at the time.

I'm sure Roos noticed it.

Still stirring!

You saw way more than me