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my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

Best sort dc and from my experience they are always happy to see you.

One of my Brothers in law has serious issues with his legs and says the only reason he gets out of bed most days is because his " hairy Clock" demands it.

 

Best sort dc and from my experience they are always happy to see you.

One of my Brothers in law has serious issues with his legs and says the only reason he gets out of bed most days is because his " hairy Clock" demands it.

Nearly misread that last little bit, OD .... :blink:

my clock has got a hairy head, floppy ears and a wagging tail

So no fingers on that clock either? :blink:

 

My alarm goes off and yells, " get up you lazy pr-ck, I had to, to wake you".

Sounds like you need a new alarm, Redleg :blink:

Sounds like you need a new alarm, Redleg :blink:

Will this do RBB?

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Will this do RBB?

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Now that is an alarm, DF! Sleeping through it might become permanent, though ... :-)

Now that is an alarm, DF! Sleeping through it might become permanent, though ... :-)

We are Melbourne Supporters which means we never do thing half heartedly.

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Did you pay a quick visit to Lourdes OD. I didn't see an old [censored] on a walking frame at the intra club today.

Left it home Bbo.

Usually bring it to games to get a bit of sympathy from Opposition supporters after we have been belted.

Has worked a charm the last two years, they even buy you drinks at the bar.

Left it home Bbo.

Usually bring it to games to get a bit of sympathy from Opposition supporters after we have been belted.

Has worked a charm the last two years, they even buy you drinks at the bar.

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

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Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

In between last night and 10.00 this morning Bbo my situation changed time wise and I could only afford half the game.

So I bolted at half time, did have any time to look around.

Would love to have caught up with you OD. Actually had a disappointing day in that regard. Biffen was going to come but had to have his stomach pumped due to an "OD". I thought Moon might be there but he couldn't spell Gosch's so was unable to find the place. I was also looking for a bloke standing on his own and being avoided by others but couldn't see one - Stuie apparently was absent also.

No albatross either, I suppose ... :lol:

We are Melbourne Supporters which means we never do thing half heartedly.

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That poor mutt looks like he has just been caught weeing on the carpet ...

That poor mutt looks like he has just been caught weeing on the carpet ...

Typical boxer look when they are being scolded R and B

I have had four of the breed.

The best dog going around BUT the first two years are a nightmare.

You are dealing with a dog with unlimited energy that goes in every direct all at once.

Test the metal of the best.

Unless you can be with them most of the time and are prepared to put a lot of time and walk five km a day.

buy a lap dog

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In between last night and 10.00 this morning Bbo my situation changed time wise and I could only afford half the game.

So I bolted at half time, did have any time to look around.

When you say bolted you mean "ambled" don't you?


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buy a lap dog

Now biffo is all excited, he thought you said lap "dance".

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Looking at the recent photos, Dawes is certainly one big unit and Tapscott has definitely fined down a bit.

Feel like crap and I am out of single malt.

Effect ............................Cause!

Typical boxer look when they are being scolded R and B

I have had four of the breed.

The best dog going around BUT the first two years are a nightmare.

You are dealing with a dog with unlimited energy that goes in every direct all at once.

Test the metal of the best.

Unless you can be with them most of the time and are prepared to put a lot of time and walk five km a day.

buy a lap dog

Like most things, OD, I guess it is a matter of getting out what you put in. We have a beagle, who is about 3 years old, and very good with the kids. We haven't trained out of him the desire to go screaming out the front door at every opportunity, and he goes on digging and chewing festivals every now and again, but it doesn't sound like he is in the same class as the boxer.


Like most things, OD, I guess it is a matter of getting out what you put in. We have a beagle, who is about 3 years old, and very good with the kids. We haven't trained out of him the desire to go screaming out the front door at every opportunity, and he goes on digging and chewing festivals every now and again, but it doesn't sound like he is in the same class as the boxer.

They have lovely natures and in middle age are worth the first couple of years

But they are people dogs which means they are not a buy and forget dog.

They want to be in everything you do.

Shannon Byrnes looked very good too yesterday. His experience should be invaluable against the Saints in Round 1.

Stirrer !

When you say bolted you mean "ambled" don't you?

Got me.

Lets say "I left immediately after the second quarter finished"

 

Well ... he did a few nice things, like when he sidestepped around a Casey player who was wrong footed at the time.

I'm sure Roos noticed it.

Still stirring!

You saw way more than me


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