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for the last time frogman

hes a BOOKKEEPER

What, a librarian?

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    What, a librarian?

    That would be good news as I am currently looking for one of them

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    That would be good news as I am currently looking for one of them

    why? do people in wa read books?

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    why? do people in wa read books?

    Well Yes we do.

    Its that my last one resigned and still trying to replace her.

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    DC I found them gems

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    perfect xmas present for redleg

    note for bbo - to be used for bananas only

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    perfect xmas present for redleg

    note for bbo - to be used for bananas only

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    Whose buying me one of those for Xmas.

    I have first use for it already. Sliced banana, smothered in kahlua, with persian fairly floss and ice cream on top. Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Well Yes we do.

    Its that my last one resigned and still trying to replace her.

    Your last librarian, or book resigned?

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    Your last librarian, or book resigned?

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    A definite Kris Kringle.

    Ok, add some Baileys and Drambuie and maybe some Tia Maria as well.

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    Ok, add some Baileys and Drambuie and maybe some Tia Maria as well.

    I know who Dean Bailey is, but who is this Tia Maria and does Mrs Redleg know about her? :lol:
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    why? do people in wa read books?

    I believe they colour them in. The smarter sandgropers can actually stay inside the lines. Well so I've heard.

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    I believe they colour them in. The smarter sandgropers can actually stay inside the lines. Well so I've heard.

    Really!

    So you boys don't mind if start up on Victoria then.

    I am Sandgroper and Proud of it

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    Really!

    So you boys don't mind if start up on Victoria then.

    I am Sandgroper and Proud of it

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    Well fl og, i have to admit to being a bit slow tonight. BUt could you please tell me WTF that picture has to do with your, or your fellow gropers ability to colour in a picture?

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    Well fl og, i have to admit to being a bit slow tonight. BUt could you please tell me WTF that picture has to do with your, or your fellow gropers ability to colour in a picture?

    Its a Channel 7 Telethon Sandgroper

    I used to have one as a kid

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    I know who Dean Bailey is, but who is this Tia Maria and does Mrs Redleg know about her? :lol:

    Not yet so i would expect some Demonland confidentiality.

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    I can report here, after having an interesting discussion with someone who is in a very strong position to know the whole Bombers story, his view is we will not see any infraction notices for the Bombers.

    The reason is as many of us have posted, no records, no proof of who took what and when.

    It would therefore be nearly impossible to make a case stick. You could say , no, I took vitamin C and nothing else.

    It is going to make the Saads and Lees of this world very angry I would imagine.

    Also mentioned that the AFL would be very happy if Hird never coached again.

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    I can report here, after having an interesting discussion with someone who is in a very strong position to know the whole Bombers story, his view is we will not see any infraction notices for the Bombers.

    The reason is as many of us have posted, no records, no proof of who took what and when.

    It would therefore be nearly impossible to make a case stick. You could say , no, I took vitamin C and nothing else.

    It is going to make the Saads and Lees of this world very angry I would imagine.

    Also mentioned that the AFL would be very happy if Hird never coached again.

    You're very wrong on this Redleg.

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    You're very wrong on this Redleg.

    Interesting stuff and you blokes know more about this than me. Some may say the "no records scenario" could long term end up a far more serious issue than the very dodgy/perhaps illegal administering practices themselves. I haven't explained myself too well here, but if they get a no sanctions reward for their effort,s it would seem odd and what message would it send?

    Would not seem right to me.

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    Not just the message but it would create a dangerous precedent and make the work of anti doping authorities all the more difficult and Dank will end up with Ned Kelly-like hero status among many.

    WADA is all over this and will ensure that the most thorough process of investigation takes place and results in infraction notices.

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    Surely lack of evidence on individual players would not stop penalties. It just mean the Club itself will receive a high penalty.

    Which ever way you look at it MessyDrugs is screwed.

    In Addition to any penalty that they will get the following should be imposed for poor record keeping:

    1. Bitty (BBO) should be appointed as the player guidance councillor
    2. OD Fitness Coach
    3. BB as Jumper designer
    4. DL dietician
    5. WJ to ensure everything they do is recorded on the correct form and entered in the correct data base
    6. RBB as Club President
    7. Biff as the Entertainment Coach (he has the Ladies for the job)
    8. DC as the Senior Coach
    9. Moon would be the Director of High Performance and Bitty's BOSS
    10. Jazza as the Clubs Bookkeeper
    11. TBF as their logo / Avatar Designer

    After the above appointments for the next 10 years MessyDrugs will never be the same again. As with MFC running the place they can only improve from the poor culture they currently have.

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    You're very wrong on this Redleg.

    Not me, the person who told me and he should know, though it is his personal opinion and he is not in ASADA.

    We will see.

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    Not just the message but it would create a dangerous precedent and make the work of anti doping authorities all the more difficult and Dank will end up with Ned Kelly-like hero status among many.

    WADA is all over this and will ensure that the most thorough process of investigation takes place and results in infraction notices.

    If my mate is right and there is no evidence of who took what and when, how do you propose infraction notices can be issued?

    I don't believe WADA or ASADA can sanction without evidence.

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