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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Hopefully we hear who our new coach will be next week

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    Hopefully we hear who our new coach will be next week

    If he is already involved at another club, I don't think we will until their season ends.

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    If he is already involved at another club, I don't think we will until their season ends.

    Which for the MFC is this week end LOL

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    If he is already involved at another club, I don't think we will until their season ends.

    I dont want to hear until mid septemeber at the earliest.

    If we heard next week it would likely be some untired dill like Neeld.

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    take a tonic OD ;)

    this was mine this morning :)

    5kog.jpg

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    take a tonic OD ;)

    this was mine this morning :)

    5kog.jpg

    yeeessshhh

    reminds me why I don't talk to the missus any more

    stop smoking /eat better/more fibre /blah blah blah

    bloody organics, good excuse to live to ripe old age and not die young

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    take a tonic OD ;)

    this was mine this morning :)

    5kog.jpg

    Looks a refreshing drink.

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    take a tonic OD ;)

    this was mine this morning :)

    5kog.jpg

    Where the picture of a Banana.

    I think someone making another call!

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    Where the picture of a Banana.

    I think someone making another call!

    didnt actually notice there was no banana in pic...kinda odd really lol

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    take a tonic OD ;)

    this was mine this morning :)

    5kog.jpg

    Why did you think I needed one bb?

    Sedatives perhaps!

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    didnt actually notice there was no banana in pic...kinda odd really lol

    Just tell me you did not purchase it from Messendon or Mr Danks

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    Just tell me you did not purchase it from Messendon or Mr Danks

    Nupp... cafe up the road :)

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    Nupp... cafe up the road :)

    In Essendon?

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    In Essendon?

    Im Bayside my good man

    but not a pompous Brighton Bustard

    ( sorry if you are...lol )

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    Im Bayside my good man

    but not a pompous Brighton Bustard

    ( sorry if you are...lol )

    There appears to be enough evidence to justify an AFL style investigation into your drink

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    There appears to be enough evidence to justify an AFL style investigation into your drink

    probably...

    but the cafe got me to sign the receipt...tis oK...isnt it :unsure:

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    I spent 7 minutes investigating your story and believe charges are warranted for bring this thread into disrepute.

    We can conduct a hearing to hear you defence to the allegation which we from this threat have an open mind to your guilt or innocence.

    However after we find your guilty of the charges we can negotiate the following penalties:

    Plead Not Guilty and receive a 12 day suspension from this thread with a $100 fine, or

    Plead Guilty and receive 12 minute suspension from the thread and a $0.60 fine with no record conviction.

    The choice is entirely up to you.

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    Thats its then...Im engaging QC Bumside he'll get me off ...even though Ive done nothing....nothing !!

    He's Wespekktfull !! that waskally wabbit

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    Thats its then...Im engaging QC Bumside he'll get me off ...even though Ive done nothing....nothing !!

    He's Wespekktfull !! that waskally wabbit

    So the thread will be paying your legal costs?

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    So the thread will be paying your legal costs?

    not only that I expect an extension ( not sure what of....but one nonetheless )

    they really are a rablle Messendon

    think we're bad....nupp they're Despicable !!! ^_^

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    not only that I expect an extension ( not sure what of....but one nonetheless )

    they really are a rablle Messendon

    think we're bad....nupp they're Despicable !!! ^_^

    You are a hard negotiator. You have your extension!

    Correct Messendon is on more then performance enhancing drugs.

    But with no more Hird immunity they are all going down.

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    There is that pathetic GWS side that I predicted. Best player and captain out, ruck out, next best midfielder out and so on. Oh yes they want to win.

    Robbo asks is Freo resting 10 players tanking. No says Gerard as you don't have to try and win if you have a goal in mind. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    we were scapegoats...simples ( you reading rpfc..lol )

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    There is that pathetic GWS side that I predicted. Best player and captain out, ruck out, next best midfielder out and so on. Oh yes they want to win.

    Robbo asks is Freo resting 10 players tanking. No says Gerard as you don't have to try and win if you have a goal in mind. Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is today Groundhog Day?
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    Is today Groundhog Day?

    a certain redundancy in that question I'd have thought..lol

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