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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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You are calling the Queen a d1ckhead, are you?

I hope so.

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    Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

    Oh well

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    Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

    Oh well

    That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

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    Well. Am a little disappointed . Took a stroll down the shops to get a couple of things and partake of a nice coffee and a slice of a yummy banana cake. The buggers had none left and i had to make do with carrot .

    Oh well

    Life is full of disappointment bb

    A bit like following a footballl team that gets worse every year.

    Lucky we follow the Dees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh, and I thought we'd adopted the "no d1ckheads policy" around here!

    Well, that rules quite a few people out (myself included!) ... :blink:

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    Well... I must admit it was very nice carrot cake :)

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    Well... I must admit it was very nice carrot cake :)

    Usually is. I think the icing has cheese in it, believe it or not.

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    That's like going on a date with a very pretty girl and she cancels, but sends her friend, who looks like Ben Hur's avatar, instead.

    Was her name Ben as well?

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    I am hoping for Port to win, to put a break on the Blues and for the Pies to then smash the Blues next week.

    Love to see them finish ninth.

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    Must be a banana muffin kind of morning today, Redleg?

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    Its a winners week end so go all the way and get a chocolate muffin today.

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    Its a winners week end so go all the way and get a chocolate muffin today.

    Are you suggesting chocolate is superior to banana?

    Wash your mouth out bigfrog.

    Obviously a win has gone to your head.

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    Must be a banana muffin kind of morning today, Redleg?

    Will advise after breakfast.

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    Will advise after breakfast.

    Must be after breakfast by now ...

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    Must be after breakfast by now ...

    It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

    My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

    Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

    Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

    Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

    Go Dees

    PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

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    Must be after breakfast by now ...

    I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

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    I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

    Man cannot live on banana bread alone!

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    Feeling pretty happy with myself, for continuing to pump up Fitz's tyres, while others bagged him. I think he will make a player for us and one who is versatile and hard to match up on. Dermie was impressed with him last night.

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    It is R&B but if everyone is like me it is like I am living a dream we won.

    My wife rang me at 10.30 Last night with "we finally won one"

    Funny line for a Pies supporter and I made no comment.

    Going to a game and feeling like we were a chance from early on and then winning is a strange experience since 2011.

    Now if we can get a couple of players back and snag a couple more wins 2013 will have not been a total loss.

    Go Dees

    PS a single malt late last night has never tasted better.

    I know what you mean, OD -- I don't want to end, either! I had a sick feeling in the last quarter, but all is well that ends well...

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    I hate to admit this but went for eggs while there was banana bread on the menu. I feel ashamed of myself. BTW the eggs were great.

    Nothing to be ashamed of. There will always be more banana bread ...

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    Are you suggesting chocolate is superior to banana?

    Wash your mouth out bigfrog.

    Obviously a win has gone to your head.

    Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

    Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

    You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

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    Personally I prefer Banana over Chocolate but Mrs Frog is a Chocolate fan.

    Therefore I must be wrong and the wife is always right so Chocolate is superior to Banana.

    You need to understand a happy wife is a happy life.

    I understand completely TBF.

    Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

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    I understand completely TBF.

    Have you ever tried banana and chocolate?

    I tried to avoid down grading the banana taste if I can.

    The other day thought Mrs Frog made me drink a Banana/Chocolate liquor.

    It needed more Banana LOL

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    I tried to avoid down grading the banana taste if I can.

    The other day thought Mrs Frog made me drink a Banana/Chocolate liquor.

    It needed more Banana LOL

    made you!

    I bet it was not that hard.

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