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Me either Bbo.

In fact I will shuffle off before the next MFC flag no doubt.

So you are going to die before you retire? :):)

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    So you are going to die before you retire? :):)

    Probably if my wife has total control.

    Which she does.

    She says she married me for better or worse.

    Not for lunch

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    Probably if my wife has total control.

    Which she does.

    She says she married me for better or worse.

    Not for lunch

    I am amazed there is even an 'if' in the first sentence ... :blink:

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    I am amazed there is even an 'if' in the first sentence ... :blink:

    I like to imagine I still have some control.

    Being a Dees Supporter taught me a long time ago to escape from reality.

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    I like to imagine I still have some control.

    Being a Dees Supporter taught me a long time ago to escape from reality.

    Dare to dream (on both counts)? :blink::blink:

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    Dare to dream (on both counts)? :blink::blink:

    the former is ok and I have accepted the later R and B

    I just hope nowadays for a reasonable team.

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    the former is ok and I have accepted the later R and B

    I just hope nowadays for a reasonable team.

    I see the issue OD, you just expect way too much.

    We should be happy when a MFC player can just hit a target with both hand and foot and not lose by 15 goals a game.

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    I see the issue OD, you just expect way too much.

    We should be happy when a MFC player can just hit a target with both hand and foot and not lose by 15 goals a game.

    No
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    No

    Well, we are about to start the depression part of the AFL season this weekend.

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    So who is going to game tomorrow? I will be there.

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    I'll be there. Hopefully it will improve my current mood.

    I cannot abide having charity tins thrust in my face. When I point this fact out (clearly) to said tin rattlers, people look at me as if I am mean and niggardly.

    FMD!!

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    I'll be there. Hopefully it will improve my current mood.

    I cannot abide having charity tins thrust in my face. When I point this fact out (clearly) to said tin rattlers, people look at me as if I am mean and niggardly.

    FMD!!

    Decided on your outfit yet? :blink:

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    So who is going to game tomorrow? I will be there.

    All my crew.

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    All my crew.

    On the Robbie Flower wing?

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    On the Robbie Flower wing?

    Admiring it from the AFL members.

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    Will be there in spirit.

    Been invited to open local league tomorrow and daughter thinks i should take the offer.{smarter than i thought}

    Will catch you during the year at some point.

    Enjoy the day all who attend.

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    Decided on your outfit yet? :blink:

    It's difficult as I have a rather robust figure. Biffen, as expected made some tasteless suggestions involving fish net stockings. However, I intend adopting a style that allows my machismo to come through. I rather like buns so the hipster look seems appropriate. Unfortunately Earl Hood's bespoke tailor is yet to come through with the clobber.

    If worst comes to worst, I'll don the dinner suit and masonic regalia. Should turn some heads.

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    Will be there in spirit.

    Been invited to open local league tomorrow and daughter thinks i should take the offer.{smarter than i thought}

    Will catch you during the year at some point.

    Enjoy the day all who attend.

    You've been invited to ..."open local league tomorrow" !!!!! Bra hahah ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make certain you shake the cow shite off!!! Ha Ha ha.... "open local league"..... WAhahahahahah......!!

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    You've been invited to ..."open local league tomorrow" !!!!! Bra hahah ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make certain you shake the cow shite off!!! Ha Ha ha.... "open local league"..... WAhahahahahah......!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH,thanks chit for brains.

    Free tea/coffee and beers{light}after the game.

    Sort of beats a 6 hour round trip to melbourne for the opening of yet another season.

    Dont have to worry about cowchit,as all will smell the same.

    opening,sorry opening.

    Still not smoking either girlboy

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    Suppose you'll have to suit up Jizz. Do you tuck the strides into the "gummys" or do you have stovepipes that slip over the top?

    I imagine hearing the Anthem played by a toothless banjo player will draw a crowd.

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    Admiring it from the AFL members.

    Enjoy! I'll be on the opposite side of the ground (like having my back to the sun).

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    Will be there in spirit.

    Been invited to open local league tomorrow and daughter thinks i should take the offer.{smarter than i thought}

    Will catch you during the year at some point.

    Enjoy the day all who attend.

    Sounds good, jazza. Have a great time, and no durries at half time (or any other time).

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    It's difficult as I have a rather robust figure. Biffen, as expected made some tasteless suggestions involving fish net stockings. However, I intend adopting a style that allows my machismo to come through. I rather like buns so the hipster look seems appropriate. Unfortunately Earl Hood's bespoke tailor is yet to come through with the clobber.

    If worst comes to worst, I'll don the dinner suit and masonic regalia. Should turn some heads.

    I like the sound of the masonic regalia, Would look good if you entered Robbo's marking competition dressed like that ... :)

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    It's difficult as I have a rather robust figure. Biffen, as expected made some tasteless suggestions involving fish net stockings. However, I intend adopting a style that allows my machismo to come through. I rather like buns so the hipster look seems appropriate. Unfortunately Earl Hood's bespoke tailor is yet to come through with the clobber.

    If worst comes to worst, I'll don the dinner suit and masonic regalia. Should turn some heads.

    Sounds somewhat tame by your usual standards Bitter.
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