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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Red, I can not wait until you get to number 34

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    OD is still on his no banana diet

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    Looks like he getting a lot of exercise on his boat trip

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    Jazza Watch Out!!!

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    Red, I can not wait until you get to number 34

    It will happen next week.

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    40 Caviar day. I have joined the riddle society so popular on DL.

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    Jazza Watch Out!!!

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    A few blokes every year get retired by these assassins.

    Mostly broken toes and bruised ribs are the normal injury.

    The things we do for you city milk drinking folk.

    Silage done and still no ciggys,no wonder im getting headaches.

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    A few blokes every year get retired by these assassins.

    Mostly broken toes and bruised ribs are the normal injury.

    The things we do for you city milk drinking folk.

    Silage done and still no ciggys,no wonder im getting headaches.

    Us country folk need to stick together.

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    AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus.

    Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.

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    AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus.

    Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.

    Was she a Fox?

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    Thats one fox i wouldnt shoot.

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    Thats one fox i wouldnt shoot.

    or would you?

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    39 Craig Smoker day.

    Now you are talking Red

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    AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus.

    Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.

    You are ugly and lack charm Jizza. How could you get onto a sheila like that?

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    Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms.

    The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out.

    Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.

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    Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms.

    The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out.

    Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.

    I hope you had time for a shower between sweating all over the gym equipment and touching up your missus. At least a sponge bath whilst sitting in the bleachers.

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    Us country folk need to stick together.

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    You and Jazzy O make a cute couple there Toady.

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    I hope you had time for a shower between sweating all over the gym equipment and touching up your missus. At least a sponge bath whilst sitting in the bleachers.

    Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome.

    I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.

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    Well Moonie, to my shame, (not really) I was touching up whatever I could get away with - the Tokyo train syndrome.

    I did have a post jim shower, but I sweat when excited so I think I may have sprayed a few in the audience.

    No doubt you did spray a few.

    Btw how is Jim?

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    AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus.

    Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.

    Similar? So both women that is?

    Anyway to important matters. Put in a big session at the gym today - 7 minutes on the treadmill - a PB. (PB means personal best for you non elite athletes) Then went to Bendigo to watch the Aussie netballers smack the poms.

    The stadium was full , so I managed to get in a couple of gropes and touch ups on the way out.

    Now enjoying a decent Shiraz - top day all round.

    Decent as in? Enjoying a nice one myself at the moment BBO. Heathcote Sanguine. Delicious......Bruce!

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    Similar? So both women that is?

    Decent as in? Enjoying a nice one myself at the moment BBO. Heathcote Sanguine. Delicious......Bruce!

    It's called Heirloom Shiraz from the Barossa. Cheap but a very rich "mouth filler"

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