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Anybody want to drive a tractor?

Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

Just got off for the first time since this morning.

And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

Silage season is a bastard.

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    Anybody want to drive a tractor?

    Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

    Just got off for the first time since this morning.

    And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

    Silage season is a [censored].

    Did some light gardening myself.

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    Pull a root or two Biff?

    Someone has to get their hands dirty.

    There is a time to reap.

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    Stop your whining Jizza you don't know what tough is. I've been drinking red and standing over a hot bar-b-que all day.

    Poor bugger.take the rest of the day off,and put your feet up.

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    Thanks Jizz, exactly what I'm doing. Probably need a day or two to get over it

    Heart bleeding for you and the biffinator on such an eventful and exhausting day.

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    Heart bleeding for you and the biffinator on such an eventful and exhausting day.

    Blessed are the cheesemakers

    we need something to go with the vino.

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    Anybody want to drive a tractor?

    Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

    Just got off for the first time since this morning.

    And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

    Silage season is a [censored].

    watched my neighbour mow my nature strip myself

    got him to redo the edges, a bit sloppy first time

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    Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy.

    About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad.

    Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab.

    Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.

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    Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy.

    About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad.

    Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab.

    Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.

    don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

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    I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

    Certainly would need a marketing makeover.

    That name wont work.

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    don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

    GPS steering/Grand theft auto and Demonland on the ipad I bet.

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    don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

    Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite.

    Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.

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    Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite.

    Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.

    You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

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    You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

    Not amish,But i can lick me eyebrows{well thats what i used to tell the girls]

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    Not amish,But i can lick me eyebrows{well thats what i used to tell the girls]

    When you say the girls, do you mean the fresians or the jerseys. Or aren't you particular?

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    Reckon it might be a stinky blue variety.

    I'll take your word.

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