The No T$ No B$ Thread

[jazza 1,323]

Anybody want to drive a tractor?

Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

Just got off for the first time since this morning.

And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

Silage season is a bastard.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Stop your whining Jizza you don't know what tough is. I've been drinking red and standing over a hot bar-b-que all day.

[Biffen 12,926]

Anybody want to drive a tractor?

Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

Just got off for the first time since this morning.

And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

Silage season is a [censored].

Did some light gardening myself.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Did some light gardening myself.

Pull a root or two Biff?

[Biffen 12,926]

Pull a root or two Biff?

Someone has to get their hands dirty.

There is a time to reap.

[jazza 1,323]

Stop your whining Jizza you don't know what tough is. I've been drinking red and standing over a hot bar-b-que all day.

Poor bugger.take the rest of the day off,and put your feet up.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Poor bugger.take the rest of the day off,and put your feet up.

Thanks Jizz, exactly what I'm doing. Probably need a day or two to get over it

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Someone has to get their hands dirty.

There is a time to reap.

Christ Biff you are sounding like our resident Lothario. A not so grim reaper!

[jazza 1,323]

Thanks Jizz, exactly what I'm doing. Probably need a day or two to get over it

Heart bleeding for you and the biffinator on such an eventful and exhausting day.

[Biffen 12,926]

Heart bleeding for you and the biffinator on such an eventful and exhausting day.

Blessed are the cheesemakers

we need something to go with the vino.

[daisycutter 29,429]

Anybody want to drive a tractor?

Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever.

Just got off for the first time since this morning.

And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky.

Silage season is a [censored].

watched my neighbour mow my nature strip myself

got him to redo the edges, a bit sloppy first time

[jazza 1,323]

Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy.

About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad.

Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab.

Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Blessed are the cheesemakers

we need something to go with the vino.

I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

[daisycutter 29,429]

Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy.

About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad.

Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab.

Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.

don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

[Biffen 12,926]

I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

Certainly would need a marketing makeover.

That name wont work.

[Biffen 12,926]

don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

GPS steering/Grand theft auto and Demonland on the ipad I bet.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Certainly would need a marketing makeover.

That name wont work.

Could we sell it as a Peckerino?

[jazza 1,323]

don't you have satellite internet in the cab jazza?

Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite.

Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite.

Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.

You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

[jazza 1,323]

You Amish or some weird sh it like that Jizz ?

Not amish,But i can lick me eyebrows{well thats what i used to tell the girls]

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

Not amish,But i can lick me eyebrows{well thats what i used to tell the girls]

When you say the girls, do you mean the fresians or the jerseys. Or aren't you particular?

[Moonshadow 17,577]

I'd be wary of Jizza's cheese

Reckon it might be a stinky blue variety.

[Biffen 12,926]

Reckon it might be a stinky blue variety.

I'll take your word.

[daisycutter 29,429]

bit quiet now......everyone watching the tugme?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,123]

I reckon Moonie would go for the Jersey's