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Forum Game Challenge

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Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

 

Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

L M F A O

Sounds like someone needs a wowwy-pop.

 

Sounds like someone needs a wowwy-pop.

all i ask is for a fair contest for our cup!!!!!

St.Kilda will prove that the Melbourne Football Club is Rubbish???

How? B)


St Kilda 1 flag. No more in the foreseable future. Ouch.

or dees 12 flags, saints 1 - LOL

 

Saint Kilda 26 Spoons

Melbourne 12 Spoons

Now lets compare flags! :D


Happy to but unless we are playing 8 on 8 you may struggle for a side...

We at least help you restore pride by beating collingwood for you.

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum - No problem how many posts required

* No VFL listed players - (whos the VFL listed player???) what if they are posters, also we have a guy on the MFC list that posts and wants a game (he was in China this time) any problems

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime - just trying to give everyone a run

* No fitness staff - ????? do you mean the water boys

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed - didn't like the VAFA umps

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval - is it a decent oval

* Cap of number of players - will you even get enough for a cap

We have been lucky over the last few years but even with half out side out we would still smack you guys

call the wambulance

Saints 1 win from 8 grand finals

Melbourne 12 from 17 grand finals

It is a such a shame that that wobbly old point was scored in 66 really. The old Aints would still be sitting on zero Flags along with the Shockers GC17 and GWS....would be suprised if the aints finished top 4 next year.

I fear the Premiership Train is leaving old St.kilda station.

It is a such a shame that that wobbly old point was scored in 66 really. The old Aints would still be sitting on zero Flags along with the Shockers GC17 and GWS....would be suprised if the aints finished top 4 next year.

I fear the Premiership Train is leaving old St.kilda station.

Don't worry though, next train expected in about 45 years (give or take 5). Probably be the Tassy Saints by then.

Happy to but unless we are playing 8 on 8 you may struggle for a side...

We at least help you restore pride by beating collingwood for you.

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum - No problem how many posts required

* No VFL listed players - (whos the VFL listed player???) what if they are posters, also we have a guy on the MFC list that posts and wants a game (he was in China this time) any problems

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime - just trying to give everyone a run

* No fitness staff - ????? do you mean the water boys

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed - didn't like the VAFA umps

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval - is it a decent oval

* Cap of number of players - will you even get enough for a cap

We have been lucky over the last few years but even with half out side out we would still smack you guys

this time it will be better arranged, yes we will have a full side and yes you will get smacked! Forum game premiers pffft thats as good as your side is ever going to get.


Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

Nice to be around the year the ball bounced the wrong way for you cellar dwellers. To be fair, been around to see probably your best two chances at a flag and you still blew it. Make that three chances in two years :blink:

Sad that your entire history can be told by two bounces of a ball in over 100 years.

Don't worry though, next train expected in about 45 years (give or take 5). Probably be the Tassy Saints by then.

I wonder if Ross Lyon will still be coaching them in 45 years....still dour defensively as ever!!!

Since you guys have so long to prepare each year never making finals, I am sending a challenge out for a rematch to battle for our cup!

The conditions of the game are as follows:

* All players may be posters on the forum

* No VFL listed players

* No coaching staff to enter playing arena at anytime

* No fitness staff

* 1 umpire from both teams appointed

* Game to be played at Glenferrie Oval

* Cap of number of players

Since you stole our cup you have pretty much cheated the entire time since. A forum game should not include match ups, coaching staff, nail technicians and fitness staff. Clearly your group has no idea on the concept of a fair game calling on ring ins to beat us on each occasion. We will beat you either way with a full side, give us the chance to arrange a date and you will be given a footballing lesson. Saintsaional will retain the cup, and prove to you why your club will always be rubbish. The challenge has been issued!

A bit harsh considering I put my hand up to play for you guys yesterday (and kick a goal!). Don't be ungreatful, karma will and does bite quite hard.

I wonder if Ross Lyon will still be coaching them in 45 years....still dour defensively as ever!!!

and who is your superstar coach, another no namer. dean who? Atleast ross can put tactics in place to defeat other sides, you just don't win full stop you fool!

A bit harsh considering I put my hand up to play for you guys yesterday (and kick a goal!). Don't be ungreatful, karma will and does bite quite hard.

We don't want you to play for us nor expect you too, we want a chance for a clash with a full side. Not good timing with Bathurst or location. Looking forward to a rematch.


Don't worry though, next train expected in about 45 years (give or take 5). Probably be the Tassy Saints by then.

tassie saints pffft you mean tassie hawks.... Cairns Demons lmao enjoy your game in the top end over the next 5 years

call the wambulance

pfft a great club from 2010 onwards, your still as crap as always have been

We don't want you to play for us nor expect you too, we want a chance for a clash with a full side. Not good timing with Bathurst or location. Looking forward to a rematch.

Whatever tickles your ginger. 'Good luck' filling a side.

 

Whatever tickles your ginger. 'Good luck' filling a side.

remember the glenferrie days when we took the cup off you, thats how strong the side will be we field.

and who is your superstar coach, another no namer. dean who? Atleast ross can put tactics in place to defeat other sides, you just don't win full stop you fool!

So just waltz on in over here and bag our club ey? Is that your game?? Great sportsmanship coming from a guy claiming that we mouth off so much. We wouldn't expect much else from a St Kilda supporter who has had so so SO little success that they try and bring all others down to their level. It's not our fault we managed to get into double-digits in premierships 50 years ago when the mighty AINTS are still yet to register their second!!!

You have no clue about footy by the sounds of things - just 2 eyes ONLY on the Aints. And, yep, that's two eyes on failure right there.

My rant hasn't QUITE ended by the way. I wish to leave you with this piece of MEMORABILIA that'll be going down in history. It sums up the force that is those mighty MIGHTY Aints...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTph6zL1qV4

Now p!ss off.


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