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Grand Final Footy Show Revue

Dappa Dan
in Melbourne Demons

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I know they usually do a few zany things, mostly making footballers look silly...

This year though rivalled vegas shows for the amount of G-bangers, tinsel and glitter they like to parade around in.

I have some concerns about Crawf and Brownie too. :D

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    Wait, were the Carlton players the ones sitting on the stairs at the front of the stage or not?

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    Caught the last bit only. Rodan is a great dancer, whereas Shane Crawford is just out there to get nude.

    Any Melbourne boys disgracing themselves early on?

    I'd bloody pay to see LJ up there one year putting on a show. Dunno why but I have a feeling he can dance.

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    I'd bloody pay to see LJ up there one year putting on a show. Dunno why but I have a feeling he can dance.

    One for the future: Jurrah, Dunn, Aussie and Morton pulling moves to Michael Jackson's "Bad".

    Jurrah: bad haircut (although we love it... gotta fit him in there!!).

    Dunn: bad 'tash.

    Aussie: bad hammies

    Morton: badly built

    I'll be waiting.....

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    Why don't any of them actually sing? Surely someone from the 700 odd footy players currently playing can do something other than parade around in a g-string! I was watching Saturday Night Live on Foxtel at the same time as the Footy Show was on and I prefered to see The Rock doing some wierd dance routine with a chair than see Jason Akermanis pretending to play the piano three times. Surely there's something wrong when a two-year old episode of Saturday Night Live is more interesting than anything we can dish up.

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    Why don't any of them actually sing? Surely someone from the 700 odd footy players currently playing can do something other than parade around in a g-string! I was watching Saturday Night Live on Foxtel at the same time as the Footy Show was on and I prefered to see The Rock doing some wierd dance routine with a chair than see Jason Akermanis pretending to play the piano three times. Surely there's something wrong when a two-year old episode of Saturday Night Live is more interesting than anything we can dish up.

    Nothing wrong with Saturday Night Live...

    And yeah, I was just thinking why not lead it off with McPharlin rocking something out. Doesn't have to be huge, like that awesome Pot Belleez number at the end. And Luke can actually sing a bit.

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    Serves you right for watch the "footy" show.

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    Serves you right for watch the "footy" show.

    Boorat?

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    I know they usually do a few zany things, mostly making footballers look silly...

    This year though rivalled vegas shows for the amount of G-bangers, tinsel and glitter they like to parade around in.

    I have some concerns about Crawf and Brownie too. :D

    Hawthorn FC upbringing?

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    Hawthorn FC upbringing?

    They're a happy team at Hawthorn. To the tune of "Yankee Doodle Dandy".

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    What was the night's final tally of cross dressers?

    Oh, lord knows...

    Dozens.

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