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We MUST beat Pies

The Panglossian
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Yeah, I've heard old Xav's love the snow. Their mother's take them up there in the Range Rovers their daddies buy their mummies.

Oh well, at least Barkers Road will be clear for a change.

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    Will be a bumper w/e at Hotham this week. Bye in the VAFA as well!

    And the city lock-up for your mob...........

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    Will be a bumper w/e at Hotham this week. Bye in the VAFA as well!

    Oh god that was so original, I mean I have never heard such witty and amusing snow references :rolleyes:

    Opposition supporters are welcomed at Demonland, so long as they actually contribute to the discussion.

    Idiotic comments like the one above only makes you look like a fool, and is a sure fire way to get banned.

    Either post insightful thoughts, or go away. Thank you.

    Edit: Demonlanders, please don't take the bait!

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    :lol:

    tsk tsk tsk...

    I guess being a Melbourne supporter rewards you with a lame sense of humour ;)

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    I hope to see some of you in the Frank Grey Smith.

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    Forget "thermal imaging" at the gates of the G this Queens Birthday to detect raised temperatures and those with Swine Flu.....the MCC has just announced a much easier way of identification......the Swine's will be wearing black & white!

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    So, what, you two are hoping we lose on Monday?

    I hope all of our young players play really well and we just lose. I want to win a flag. Beating collingwood would be a short-term gain with potentially a massive risk to our long term future.

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    Dayne Beams not Sidebottom

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