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Melbourne Players have Shrunk

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A few years the height of our players changed overnight. Robbo who had been 184 for years went to 187 & Brad Miller went from 192 to 194.

Now I get the 09 guide book & guess what? Col Garland has shrunk from 191 to 189 & Miller is back to 192. Newton has lost 3cm while Macnamara & Buckley have both lost 1cm from last year & but Jamar is up 1cm to 198.

The big surprise packet is Stef Martin who over the break has grown 4cm to be at 200cm.

Is it something in the Casey water ????

 

Do you have plenty of spare time at the moment Cranky Franky? :D

Newton has lost 3cm

Not sure about the others but Newton could easily have lost 3cm by toning down the fauxhawk.

 
A few years the height of our players changed overnight. Robbo who had been 184 for years went to 187 & Brad Miller went from 192 to 194.

Now I get the 09 guide book & guess what? Col Garland has shrunk from 191 to 189 & Miller is back to 192. Newton has lost 3cm while Macnamara & Buckley have both lost 1cm from last year & but Jamar is up 1cm to 198.

The big surprise packet is Stef Martin who over the break has grown 4cm to be at 200cm.

Is it something in the Casey water ????

I'd be more worried about Rohan Bail who's put on 10 kg (again) to be back to 91kg. This is a lot of weight for a speedy young wingman-forward

to be lugging around. Makes those stories about him being a decorated distance runner look dubious as well.

These numbers are rubbish.

A few years the height of our players changed overnight. Robbo who had been 184 for years went to 187 & Brad Miller went from 192 to 194.

Now I get the 09 guide book & guess what? Col Garland has shrunk from 191 to 189 & Miller is back to 192. Newton has lost 3cm while Macnamara & Buckley have both lost 1cm from last year & but Jamar is up 1cm to 198.

The big surprise packet is Stef Martin who over the break has grown 4cm to be at 200cm.

Is it something in the Casey water ????

Every club does that.

I reckon they must measure them with shoes on some years and not others


Every club does that.

I reckon they must measure them with shoes on some years and not others

I reckon you're right. Except, who ever heard of a person gaining 10 kg from their shoes? By the way, what's your avatar supposed to be?

I reckon you're right. Except, who ever heard of a person gaining 10 kg from their shoes? By the way, what's your avatar supposed to be?

Its from the movie 'Max Payne' -- possibly THE worst movie I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. Horrid.

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Do you have plenty of spare time at the moment Cranky Franky? :D

Call me pedantic but its a serious matter.

If Steph Martin can add another 4cm in 2010 he will be our No 1 Ruckman

 
Its from the movie 'Max Payne' -- possibly THE worst movie I've ever had the displeasure of sitting through. Horrid.

Yeah it is a pretty average movie.

That scene is cool though. If the whole movie was from a messed up drug perspective it might have been pretty good :lol:


The big surprise packet is Stef Martin who over the break has grown 4cm to be at 200cm.

Not impossible for a guy his age to put on a few centimetres...

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