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Hi All

Alf Stewart
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And I thought I stayed up late..... haha....

Welcome to the forum that will change the way you view the world you live in! Being part of this forum is just like being married.... You take it for better or for worse.... In good times and in bad.... Till death do you part.....

Welcome!! ;)

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    Now Jack.... I don't mean to be nasty...

    But you're 17. Go to bed.

    :D

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    that fact that it took over 40 hits before a response would suggest that some thought this to be a hoax. cant wait to see you taking those big pack marks before splitting the big ones. also busting packs like Neita used to in his prime. i dont care what people say , when Neitz was up and running, defenders were looking over their shoulders. for the record ive read you are 193, 194 and 196 cm tall . care to clarify .cheers mate and good luck

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    that fact that it took over 40 hits before a response would suggest that some thought this to be a hoax. cant wait to see you taking those big pack marks before splitting the big ones. also busting packs like Neita used to in his prime. i dont care what people say , when Neitz was up and running, defenders were looking over their shoulders. for the record ive read you are 193, 194 and 196 cm tall . care to clarify .cheers mate and good luck

    Are you serious?

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    Are you serious?

    April Fool's Day has come early this year. In the normal course, I would use my discretion (which I have rarely ever used around here) as a moderator to kill off this thread but what the hell, it's a quiet time of the year for news on football so I'm happy to let this run.

    Does anyone have anything a little more serious to discuss about the Melbourne Football Club other than an imposter masquerading as:-

    A Our # 1 draft pick from the 2008 National Draft, or

    B The bloke of the same name who has been playing good football in the ammo's but is now injured and likely to retire.

    Any way, an impostor's and imposter.

    I'll be glad when school starts at the end of the week. :D

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    Are you serious?

    just bored

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    I carry a very high opinion of myself

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    And I thought I stayed up late..... haha....

    4.57am...probably the time our playing list have to wake up to get to Cranbourne for those 8am training sessions!!!!!!

    Nah, a funny hoax. Wonder who'll pop up tomorrow?? :lol:

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    4.57am...probably the time our playing list have to wake up to get to Cranbourne for those 8am training sessions!!!!!!

    Nah, a funny hoax. Wonder who'll pop up tomorrow?? :lol:

    Haha thanks guys. Cant I use this username? I am not JW, but I want the username. Others have names, and I wont abuse it. I think it will be fun. Any indescretions, and I an banned. I am fine with that. Show some faith in the great JW.

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    ... makes you wonder though, how many players jump on sites like this to read about themselves even though they are told not to. I probably would.

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    ... makes you wonder though, how many players jump on sites like this to read about themselves even though they are told not to. I probably would.

    Once. Then never again.

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