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Think your gonna win this. Red wine,whisky and euro trash beer all taste no better than a cheroot. Just out of curiosity do you gargle when guzzling wine,or just let it near drown you and move on to the next bottle? Havent figured that out yet. Sniffing a cows rectum this morning wasnt the ideal start with a hangover.Biff was ok,reminded him of the GAT.

Couldnt find it in the bottleO ,have to drink whisky{yuk} and some reds from the barossa. Could do without the rotten tatste it leaves in mouth,but beggars cant be.... Noticed some euro beer on sale also,grabbed a couple of boxes for tonight. By the way how's the wagon ??????

Unlike South American farmers,im working,Tried washing my hair in the red wine and its chit.So im sticking to guzzling it by the bucket load.Even cooked using the said wine last night and tonight. Anybody looking for Biff wont find him,he's down here helping me milk cows and drinking wine of all sorts. Would swap this camel's pi55 for a ciggie anyday,but desperately want to beat BBO in the monthly abstinance competition. If anybody has idea's of what other wines i can taste over the next 27 days please pass on suggestion's.

The taste of wine is so hard to get out of the system. Brushing my teeth with it hasnt worked.

Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy. Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time. Wish biff was here to help.

welcome back,big fella.

Bet you say that to all the boys.

Me too.Actually got european trash beer my son bought for me{he's home and is all euro BS now} Bloody slovenians,what would they know about grog.

Chocolate=check Extra chewing gum=check Poofta salad for dinner=check. Beer in slab form=check 2 balls=check Dairy farmer attitude=check Your on South American importer of feral animals,you me one month.

Try a smaller fork.

Probably watched every Beatles video/movie/docco ever made, And after any advertisement for a new show i think yeah,seen it and its just rehashed stuff adinfinateum. But last night on SBS,they showed a George Harrison doco,It had beatles film ive never seen,after following the band for 50 years,i still find it amazing that YOKO ONO has the rights to some fantastic material that she releases bit by bit. McCartney once said she had tapes of himself and John playing some new material,She refused to let him have it and recreate it in studio for the fans. Even at the end of last nights show,the credits were for yoko and her film library.

Charlie Yankos used too knock off work early{4.00}and head to the ground to play an international. He reckoned all players should have a full time job. He also kicked the living daylights out of anybody getting into our defensive box. In the dictionary under the word patriotism is a picture of the Charlie Yankos and his left boot.

Charlie Yankos might disagree with that. But all the same,TV has made us love Timmy for the better.His goals for the national team have been terrific and last night certainly was worth watching.

Backwards at a fast rate of knots,Although humour has picked up and looking forward to sparring with thye plebs. Speaking of which,isnt it amazing how the poorer parts of farming society can at least pretend to travel overseas by going to asia.

Nobody could have looked worse than Jones in 85.

Might explain why i dont have grey hair as yet. And a beautiful complexion.

In the 18th century they washed clothes and linen with animal urine. Something that still happens today in Romsey.

Right.day 1.again.

Any time nancy,any time. You ,me in the paddock,nothing seperating us and death except a set of teats,last man standing wins.

Just gutted at my weakness,so weak i feel like BBO or Biff. Anyway 189 days and i start again, at least ive now got experience.

DAY =1 Getting started is easy. Making sure you finish is the name of the game.

Embarrassment,shame guilt. Maybe hide for a few days. Got nobody to blame except meself.

Where have you been.Gippsland?

Ponting nd Gilly have been an insight into the modern game,Not often we get that from common-tators. Most WI's get far more money playing T20 than representing the nation.No brainer really. Zimbabwe.Bangers

Guilty as charged. 189 days.chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt