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jazza

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  1. Have to ask BBO about milking camels R@B. After all it is womens work.
  2. No point in washing them,its gonna rain at sometime.
  3. Drinking trumpet's was a saturday night tradition down this way after footy. These days spivvs like Biff have ruined it with home made bex tablets and water afterwards. Crikey's the youth of today is soft.But very determined to make Biff rich and driving a Hotted up Commodore.
  4. Still got a "hamburger joint" in Colac,And you get chips not "fries",. Just hope somebody brings back bottled coke and destroys the plastic market.
  5. Redevelopment,does that mean another coffee shop full of hipster's eating salad and drinking some african brew?
  6. Got a grotty old Rodeo,and a 79statesman for big days out in Colac.
  7. Best grog in the world is always the free.
  8. Calving season yet?
  9. Do you think Jesse would be dumb enough to get a trash tatt or chinese writing,OR the big Southern Cross ?
  10. I was tempted to smash up a bloke who decided to barrack during the minutes silence. Too bad BBO didnt pick up a tiger membership for himself friday night. But i think Biffo wouldve emu picked them up and resold them when the tiges are back on the winners list.
  11. You can fit 5 bobby calves in the boot of a Merc. Well dead ones anyway.
  12. Just returned from my foray into Biff/BBO territory. Anzac day sad ,only 3 of dads mates left,and i didnt have the heart to tell them i was on cloud 9 after friday night. Didnt see BBO at the footy, but from all reports ha must've lost weight according to the news i watched. Some tool {probably a tiger}yelled out as usual during the minutes silence,this has to stop as it only made me want to go and have a dip at him{had me daughter so no chance]. Interesting to see Hoges live and listen to the fawning of the members,hope it stays like that for 10 years.
  13. Dont know if the kiwi farmers are more efficient,but at least cows dont have fur around their clacker's,which makes kiwis work without being sidetracked.
  14. Just incase i decide to throw a wobbly. Was wondering how much damage could one do to get banned from Gat.?? First time questioner,long time admirer.
  15. They had mechanical milkers for about 40 years. They cost{the new ones}about 5,000.each .So i think i might have a job for awhile. Although on those hoity abc shows for city dwellers they do give them hopes of one day becomming relevant.
  16. No wild statements here girlboy,just the facts.
  17. Onsold to the Biffonmeter,He said something about a long lunch at the Gat.
  18. Knott in the fence post more suitable.
  19. Wondered what Biffo did on sunday night's
  20. Shouldnt you be in the shed milking the chitter's now?
  21. My usual trick is to lick me eyebrows.
  22. They won the first game{when i was on board}and have lost there last 2. Just a normal year for us. Yep still kicking and still off durries.But the desperately need to empty the bags or take some pressure of the left side of brain. Humour just wont cut the mustard.
  23. Hows the family R@B.?
  24. Imagine if JW gets traded. The threads would go on for years.