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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Have to ask BBO about milking camels R@B. After all it is womens work.
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    No point in washing them,its gonna rain at sometime.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Drinking trumpet's was a saturday night tradition down this way after footy. These days spivvs like Biff have ruined it with home made bex tablets and water afterwards. Crikey's the youth of today is soft.But very determined to make Biff rich and driving a Hotted up Commodore.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Still got a "hamburger joint" in Colac,And you get chips not "fries",. Just hope somebody brings back bottled coke and destroys the plastic market.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Redevelopment,does that mean another coffee shop full of hipster's eating salad and drinking some african brew?
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Got a grotty old Rodeo,and a 79statesman for big days out in Colac.
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Best grog in the world is always the free.
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Calving season yet?
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Do you think Jesse would be dumb enough to get a trash tatt or chinese writing,OR the big Southern Cross ?
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I was tempted to smash up a bloke who decided to barrack during the minutes silence. Too bad BBO didnt pick up a tiger membership for himself friday night. But i think Biffo wouldve emu picked them up and resold them when the tiges are back on the winners list.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You can fit 5 bobby calves in the boot of a Merc. Well dead ones anyway.
  12. jazza replied to Dees2014's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Mysty Hymen=carlton
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just returned from my foray into Biff/BBO territory. Anzac day sad ,only 3 of dads mates left,and i didnt have the heart to tell them i was on cloud 9 after friday night. Didnt see BBO at the footy, but from all reports ha must've lost weight according to the news i watched. Some tool {probably a tiger}yelled out as usual during the minutes silence,this has to stop as it only made me want to go and have a dip at him{had me daughter so no chance]. Interesting to see Hoges live and listen to the fawning of the members,hope it stays like that for 10 years.
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dont know if the kiwi farmers are more efficient,but at least cows dont have fur around their clacker's,which makes kiwis work without being sidetracked.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just incase i decide to throw a wobbly. Was wondering how much damage could one do to get banned from Gat.?? First time questioner,long time admirer.
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They had mechanical milkers for about 40 years. They cost{the new ones}about 5,000.each .So i think i might have a job for awhile. Although on those hoity abc shows for city dwellers they do give them hopes of one day becomming relevant.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    No wild statements here girlboy,just the facts.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Onsold to the Biffonmeter,He said something about a long lunch at the Gat.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Knott in the fence post more suitable.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Wondered what Biffo did on sunday night's
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Shouldnt you be in the shed milking the chitter's now?
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    My usual trick is to lick me eyebrows.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They won the first game{when i was on board}and have lost there last 2. Just a normal year for us. Yep still kicking and still off durries.But the desperately need to empty the bags or take some pressure of the left side of brain. Humour just wont cut the mustard.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hows the family R@B.?
  25. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Imagine if JW gets traded. The threads would go on for years.