jazza

Nah,he's just doing what those 48ish woman do after visiting bali,they become all "spiritual" and fluffy. Until the next all you can guzzle bar appears.

56 tests for 4 centuries at No3. Probably the first time in australian cricket history,somebody has got away with that.good luck to him i suppose. The standard of catching in world cricket is pitiful

Shoulda had a Q fever shot before you left.I even coulda done it,still got some in the back shed.

Very unusual for a skipper to elevate himself up the order.?

So romsey,an al quiada training base?

I dont milk foriegners. Biff seems to be the one for that.

Thought Biff got chicks to pick up his orders from the golden triangle. Who is milking your herd whilst you are gone?

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this. Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Bout 48 in the crotch down this way. More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock. no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

Niether,BBO and Biff,go to the "G" to burn effigies of anybody who drops a catch. Hence the ashes.

Mainly get "eastern suburb catfish" these days. Notice the government has taken away another revenue string from dairy farmers today.

More rain. The stars are aligning and we might have a downpour on NYE. Anybody interested its been probably 190 days.And every now and then the body screams for its nicotene. Wentt fishing yesterday and caught 6 posters,didnt even use the best bait. BTW, Biff got kicked out of Colacs only nightclub,{nuffies den}and has made his way back to Prahran.

That last ripper from haddin. Not sure if he doesnt trust the bloke at first slip. Or he doesnt realise there is a first slip.

Ha,we got 6 mil. And thats not a referance to DCs appendage either. Truth time=had a blowout yesterday and drove to town,and like a gutter crawler i went looking for somebody with a ciggie,{didnt want to buy a pack and end the dream}anyway after 10 minutes of doing laps couldnt see anybody worth talking to and botting a ciggie.Drove home in disgust and ate ,drank and ate again. Another day of hell has passed.Wish i was a drug fiend like Biffo,at least he knows where hes heading.

Like Pujara's style on indian wickets,hoping to see it transfer to our pacey roads we produce. Would be wonderful to see him adjust and make a big innings.genuine class.

The state of test cricket is appalling at the moment,the standard of fielding is terrible,they are dropping catches that most park cricketers would be ashamed to say they dropped. The kiwis are building thier team very nicely for the last 3 years,McCullum just the icing on the cake .

Was having a watch of the Klinger innings last night also. Is he becoming the next Simon Katich.?????

Was doing a jig when rain was dropping. Whatever we get this time of the year is money in the bank. Was thinking of biffo and his mates standing in the rain trying to solicit customers for the illegal medicine game. Then in the dark recesses of my mind ,a picture of BBO trying to AI a feral animal in romsey gave me a little smile .

Rain,glorious rain. Helps put out biff fires,but really really needed. Even stood in it for a minute or 2,rain glorious rain.

Only came on here this morning to entertain the lonely fools like DC,BBO and find out if the cops have found Biffo.

Dad used to smoke something like hemlock in the old days.

Still think 8th not out of question. OD,is a major problem seeing the next flag. Although his secret trip to mexico for a full transplant of all internal organs went quite well. Blood transfusions from 16 yo virgins may even get him to live into the 2020 period. Not bad for a bloke who was born in 1848.

1/make sure bait is fresh 2/find easy to catch fish 3/best fish=school teachers,pinko lezzos,shiny arses, 4/always and i mean always make sure you/ewe put spelling mistake in bait. 5/dont fish for nice people=R@B, OD and froggy 6/when you run out of bait,go home and dont stretch medium.