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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    dont know what you are talking about as i avoid news. But gather its a story about implementing sprog straws for heifer's ,so some farmer has found a way to make it easier and enjoyable{smart man}. They say South American breeders use a similar technique,But for the life of me BBO has so much knowledge and understanding he should go to college and become a school teacher,They have a chance to influence and berate kids at the same time.
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just out of pure love. Or did the latex glove break?
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Havent heard from you for ages. New skin transplant?
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Kid next door that milk's me chitter's told me.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Wear latex gloves. It helps with blisters.
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    doesnt always work,it averages about 99.98%
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Generally lick me eyebrows and say gurday.Usually works.
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Flairs for big night out.And T/shirt and Connie for the cold nights.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Well said,ive been hoping to meet more classy and smarter type of people and it seem like there aint many of us Froggy.
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Goes to eat the bugs that get attracted to the screen.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Going to take the missus,or the tadpole next door?
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Drop your dacks and sing the national anthem,that normally clears the room for you.
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Cant believe i missed out on that. Imagine the koala's you coulda culled with that ammo.
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You couldve gone to the Gat and learnt all those lessons for the price of 10 pots.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Cadet camp!!!!!!!!!!!! what sort of high fallutin money bags parents did you have? Cadet camp sounds like something BBO would sponsor.
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Smoked it but didnt inhale.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Let me tell you about chairman Mao.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Taking a sad song and making it better.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Somebody told me there would be days like this.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Got a feeling that these brothers lost everything in the wall st crash. Groucho was so angry and broke he decided to take the micky out of big business people and did so regulary on the big screen.
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Was thinking of grabbing the next door's sheep.But to cold to do even that. Besides me gumboots are drenched.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Freeze the aggots of a brass monkey down here tonight. Couldve sworn it was snowing today,actually wore gloves for the night milking and now hugging the fireplace and still cold.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Zeppo was the best.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You nearly had me believing in that diatribe. And then i got to the "classy sheila" bit and thought nnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.