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jazza

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  1. Princetown is the swamp,i will have you know. Beechy is known as dope smokers corner. BTW,still off the durries,brain is taking some time to readjust to so called "normal thinking". The councellor thinks im a bit of a nutter{so i must be OK}
  2. Fox footy not pipped through the Repatriation hospital these days?
  3. Charmer,Ha i still wear the flairs{with cuths] for a saturday night at the pub.{one of the best dressed}And a connie cardigan that impresses any bird over 26{with teeth}. The jukebox at the Beechy still plays the original 1963 playlist.
  4. Send me a catalogue of all stock. Dont worry about price as im not a cheap bugger like Sth American farmers. Will meet required stock at Beech Forest pub at allotted time. PS, no short/fat/uglie's.
  5. Brief update. Still off durries{mmm i cant believe it either} Brain doctors are about as good as witch doctors or the drunken mole down the pub reading tea cups. I really need footy season to start,or a drunken spree with a loose woman.
  6. Biff was running some sort of street stall.
  7. To tell the truth BBO,ive actually seeked counselling and faced the fact that the black envelope has descended on my thought's the previous 3 months. Anyway on the way back to good health i hope. Didnt enjoy the non smoking and certainly didnt enjoy the ginnspi55 you call wine. But,definitely on the quit wagon and tasting things and smelling stuff alot better. Never realised cowchit smelt so horrible,now i know why people avoid Biff.
  8. Fleming did introduce opening the bowling with a spinner at a world cup{unheard of until that time} He also introduced one sided field setting's.{copied by many} And also re-introduced a slips cordon and agressive starting feild position's.
  9. Actually that could be a good way to get the right person to lead our country.
  10. Best concert group on the scene. Best sound,best presentation. The only bad part is all the woman are over 50{calling DC} Enjoy the grog BBO and remember,dont overplay your ineptitude thinking it's attractive to woman.
  11. No grass since biff left. Forgot to check his duffel bag,once he was on the bus to romsey i guess he shared it with BBO. Sort of explains their behaviour. More rain the last 2 days than you can shake a stick at.{it was music to the ears}
  12. Decided to go with some Barrossa wine uuuuggggghhhhhhhh. Marg the summer rains are here.
  13. YYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Summer rains just arrived. Hallebloody yuyah.
  14. Maybe a hairy clam!
  15. Just saw Kingsmen. It's and style James Bond show 5/10
  16. Yeah,you might win. This grog tastes horrible. Good luck in your endeavour to trim down some unwanted pounds and finally see bits of the anatomy that have remained unsighted for many a year.
  17. Non smoking does bring blood back to certain area's. Od,should give up and see if it helps his momentum.
  18. Went all around us{again}. Time to put em out and wait for winter.
  19. Got the thunder and lightening,but bugger all rain. Thanks for the thought's though. Danced around the house in the nude for an hour and that didnt seem to inspire rain,so at a loss to figure out the gods.
  20. Unlike plastic farmers,ive been doing real work,{great lightening storm coming through atm}. Drying off the girls early this year by the looks of the ground. Thinking about BBO in the last few days,Ive been sucking on this red rubbish and its just a waste of time and money. At least no ciggies so far,but crikey ive been pickled every night so far.
  21. You writing is rubbish since you've sobered up. Go down to the local and refresh your brain cells with a good drop of red.
  22. Put Biff on the express bus to Romsey this morning{definitely outlived welcome.} BTW BBO you better check his backpack when he arrives.
  23. Metho straight from the flagon is Biffs forte. Whilst im not drinking so much,i am busting my lungs for a youno what. Got a strange feeling we will make 8th place this year,not sure if im going crazy or not. It was about 120 in the crotch yesterday and i swallowed about 6 stubbies of tassie beer to clear the flies outta throat. Biff wont milk,wont feed calves,wont clean dairy and just sits and sucks on the bottle all day.Keeps lamenting about the drying up of BBO.
  24. worst produced movie of the year. Dark,no lighting specialist worked on this movie? The star is a piece of wood and shouldnt be allowed in movies. Somebody lost the last pages of the script so they ended it after refusing to work any longer than they had too. 2/10.
  25. Good luck with your weight losing diet BBO. although losing a few pounds wont make you look better,It will make you feel better. They say most south american farmers end up looking like their stock,hope this isnt true.