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jazza

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  1. Just cut him up into chunk sizes,Put the piece of coathanger wire through the middle and tie it to the inside of the pot. Although the puppy would be better,crays love cats,puppies,bunnies and all dead stinky hairy animals{no OD jokes}
  2. While you are home,without hesitation call AFL headquarters. They love these stories and are quite happy to spend some money by sending a pump and 100 footies back with you. My son did some volunteer work Os and the afl had no hesitation in giving some supplies for him to disperse.
  3. Everybody thinks that. well except OD,he just dribbles mashed potato out of his mouth and sleeps a lot.
  4. West indies vs Enzed, one of the best series ive watched for quite awhile.
  5. They dont get to pull on teats. They stink like old men{similar to yourself}. They all look the same and its difficult to remember their names.{pigs that is} They dont do what the dog tells them.{the pigs and the farmer] Last but not least,a dairy farmer will be proud to introduce his occupation,a pig farmer says he is an IT expert.
  6. Not getting into an argument about JFs future,But PRs comments last night summed up the situation quite well.
  7. Beech forest,3 hour drive and would prefer etihad{yes i know you hate it} to the "G"{especially with smaller crowds] Dont know where norway is,never been on a plane. Also not sure about pig farmers.{Josh}dairy farmers are definitely smarter.
  8. Crayfish bait comes in all forms.
  9. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigarsmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Think ive finally{maybe}done it DC . No cigars ,cigarellos orbark rolled in newspaper,the cycles broken mate. But thanks for the idea.
  10. |The 2 chicks in the background? great great great granddaughters of OD?
  11. Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts. Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.
  12. Celebration time right here. Wow,wouldnt those cards falling that way be just a journalistic orgasm and a dees supporters moment of clarity.
  13. Yes yes,its 1965 and your about to celebrate your 85th birthday sir.Now sit back in your nice repat bed and relax gramps.
  14. dont care either way. but he has been a fat lazy turd who only runs when he feels like it{over last 6 years] I am amazed at the credit this bloke gets,col has finally gone and i see JF as the end of the lazy we get paid and are AFL players type at our club.
  15. Agree,we were told 30 yeras ago,the game would go national and start preparing for it. Dont have a problem with expansion,Allen Aylett said 30 years ago that victoria cant service 10 clubs,and he is right. Whether you like it or not,victoria can only hold 6 clubs at the most.Expansion is good,denial of it is silly.
  16. Yep,i expected this type of season and i expect the knife to be used freely at years end. Supporters can have favourite players and all that stuff,But with PR,hes gonna cut some throats when the time comes,it natural to winning clubs.
  17. The AFL had to get involved,they got the bombers for BTGID and thats about all they could do.There was no other charge they could lay against them. ASADA, are not controlled by AFL or efc and AFL knew that and still know it today,their hands are tied until asada plays out its SC and IN game.Only then will the afl do what its done to other clubs recently,and thats help them get back on the right track. Didnt realise congrats were in order if somebody gets on your ignore list.You get out of the wrong side this morning?
  18. Thats why we employed a top notch coach. He will get these bad habits out of the list . Our 2 laziest players unfortunately are the 2 most popular with the fans. This will change as he stamps the no nonsense refuse to give up style,he did it at swans and will do it here. The bullies mids are a season in front of us on the learning scale.
  19. At your age,the arms tend to get tired very quickly.
  20. Nah i doubt he was windowshopping. But i can imagine the nightmares the poor kid would be having for years to come.
  21. Dont do that. They will overtax you and make you work 16 hours per day. On the plus side you will get some interesting teats to pull on.
  22. Keep up the good work. You and wyl will bring back loads of support for our country. Ambassadors of goodwill the pair of you.
  23. Get ya hand off it. Stop name dropping.
  24. nothing is illegal in manila. Well almost nothing,its illegal to teach your monkey to smoke,{but its not illegal to give your monkey a smoke] Its illegal to sell more than one of your kidneys. And thats about the end of the manila legal system rules.
  25. So is penelope pitstop=gill? The cavemen =vlad? The anthill mob=essendon?
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