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Youve never played at Gellibrand then. Close to my home and its about as entertaining as a witches hoven.

Cool,i dont mind an armless joke. D59 Pangs are lessening but ever so slowly.And yes its colder than a witches t1t down here

Its my favourite ground. Although young ones havent suckered me into buying food there as yet.{we go out pre or post for food} best viewing. best escape to west gate. Next year we will be playing R23 there for a place in the finals,so get used to it.

Biff brings lots of juice to the land in the off season.

Take off the PR photo. Change demons to DEES. Best ive seen so far.

Boxhead down the road tried playing music ti his years ago.He got laughed at for 14 years and then we just gave him stick every big night out.Dutchies are about as sharp as bowling balls.

Tyson for me. Vince =more likely to get pinged on the tiles.

Carlton have about 23 cups. Over the years players have taken cups for a talk at local footy clubs and just never returned them,Some were missing for years and the club remade some "lost" cups. Some were found in the back of somebodies old house or at a footy club and returned,So carlton ended up with duplicate cups. Apparently the club cant afford to hire a person just to look after memorabilia.

There should be a thread to discuss this in the off season. Biff and RED could be monitors of such thread,like the Hamish and Andy of DL.There summer jobs.

Much prefer an Eastern tiger snake wrapped around the priemership cup.

Empire days are over. So is the fawning over swimmers,especially the ones that lie. Nobody really cares anymore and rightly so.

Arrested in the Crimea,for selling second hand turbine engines.

Broad is dying for a go as captain{imo}. Pujara and Rahine both look like they can handle most types of pitches.

Veternarian lessons?

Thought you pimped cows for a living,so we are in a similar business.{thats what BBO told me} We also use a lot of chemicals,so there is natural connection to our trades. I even thought we could do a job swap,But then i feared for my girls as you would for yours.{although yours dont have 4 teats]

fixed for you big fella. Always a job on the farm for you,only thing needed alarm clock and gumboots.

Playing against lessor matured kids. PR likes to recruit either a top class athletic type of kid or he would rather let another club mature and develop a player for him. Thats why hes a master of trades.{let somebody else take the risk}we will pick up the right player.

"Kieth Richards in everything isnt he"

Wrong OD,i have blocked you.

The players have had a meeting and decided to take the JW approach,its worked for him over 80 games,why not the rest of the team.

So if im getting this right,they are apologising because of the form so far of Tyson? And next year if Tyson is struggling for a kick and Kelly is brownlow favourite? Its BS,dont worry about it.

Thought his Q was good and his goal BETTER. Unfortunately its not enough to do this one out of evry 24 Quaters.Maybe for a 2/3rd year but not after 6 nothing years. Put it this way,can you imagine him retiring and having a 1 quarter highlights reel.

Angle that ump was on,I can see what the attempt wouldve seemed to be,and the ump paid the free. I dont knock umps and never have,From the umps point of view{not the tellys] i can understand the free. Didnt like it,but could understand it

Jeff Garlett bludging,standing on one leg could kick 35 goals a year sitting in the forward pocket. Doesnt tackle though.

Get the nurse to plug your machine back in.