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jazza

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  1. gellibrand.{nuff nuff capitol of the district} also the choofa capitol of the district. but they have the best steak sanga you will ever get at the footy. big crowd expected,probably 250-300
  2. otway districts{dee colours} vs apollo bay. battle of the bums actually .but a good day to be had watching.
  3. it involved an arm,rubber glove and a bit of tenderness,well that was the hard way. biff and bbo,seem to have the cow smile by using different methods.
  4. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwasnt a happy drive home. then found out the locals lost. just hasnt been a good 12 months
  5. you thought tomorrow was sunday?
  6. 1/well there is 4 teats in the pic. 2/i would still have to go oi to get her to follow me to the gate. 3/after milking she would need a good feed of oats and molassis. 4/thanks mate ,i needed that
  7. go for the thief,i think
  8. somebody please start a conversation. about anything but footy. i need to argue a silly point just to feel better.
  9. torvill and dean say YES.
  10. i always imagine this gatwick pub with blood stains on walls and carpet. maybe even the odd pie stain mixed in with lemon.lime and bitters. toilets with broken tiles,no dunny doors and graffitti all over the walls. and then some drunken bum at the bar ,head slumped with durry hanging out of mouth,saying i remember when MFC didnt lose games and real men fought for the country. and in walks biff saying gurday dad,big day on the punt.
  11. watched nz vs SA last night. steyn did the damage and nz followed finchs example at the death and didnt finish off properly.
  12. thanks,great neighbour you wouldnt make.
  13. god love ya,your the only one who cares. next time i need a weekend off, i will call on you.whats your mobile number? in the old days cows [censored] was regarded as wine,{thought youd like that} the AC is difficult to work.{the back door is hard to open} cows may need constant milking if you are going to be 3/4 hours late.
  14. yeah did em myself sunday and kicked around a few ideas about the match as usual. looking up at a cows clacker got me thinking about biff and the gat.roared with laughter when i thought about the female clackers he must have seen.first good laugh for awhile actually.must have looked silly laughing at cows clackers at 7.00 in the morning but hey somebody has to do it. and none of you softies would volunteer.
  15. thanks for offering to drive my car home,then i couldve had a few. christ a drink was needed,couldnt even find a cat to kick when i got home.
  16. so far everything youve put in that post is correct.so far.
  17. wonder woman felt him.does that count?
  18. avacado dee?
  19. just saw 12 years as a slave.great book maybe. save your money 1 star.
  20. i generally dont bother with newspaper writers opines. its just my sporting upbringing to sling as much mud as possible,but theres a time and place. the aussies looked bad with what they did and i think a lot of it comes from being chitkickers for 4 years they now want to overlord . anyway,thats just opinion from your mind and mine.
  21. disagree WJ. when out in the middle the dog jokes and banter apply. if there was another test or innings to play,they apply. but after taking his wicket and having no more tests to play,it was childish. we wont see them for awhile and it was like somebody throwing rocks at you from a moving car. cheap and weak,just because we are aussies,doesnt mean we are always right.
  22. unbelievable it was. his last 10 tests have been enormous,still cant believe his body has stood up in the last 2 series
  23. harris,just kept on bowling better and better in the last 8 tests,waiting for his knee to disintergrate [amazing effort] patto,looked ok on the last day. the new number 3 looked ok also,but we need to see more of him at this level before making a long term judgement. one minus was the coaches reaction after the replay appeal not going our way.[didnt like the reaction in england when he did this either,not good for on field moral} but otherwise a good series to watch,
  24. yep,sorry your right as usual. cows say mooooo to you. have a good day,quote some figures next time to give your point of view ,more weight. btw.doolan looked pretty good and WE need a top order bat,im sure the selectors and team would have been happy with what they saw.