Ted Lasso

Melbourne by 42. Kozzie to kick 5. Max Gawn to return to his best form and give Carlton a beard bath. arm wrestle in the first half, then Dees run away with it. Zac Williams to earn his money and get 10 touches today.

Geez you keep some ordinary company mate, first Port supporters and now this!? we might be on our way to the first ever Demonland intervention!

Feeling a very solid win coming on FWIW, the club have generally been very cautious with injuries and if there were any doubts on Petracca i think we would have rested him given we're 8-0. i'm very confident he'll play

Tell ya what, last night showed i could just break out a bottle of Gin and be a better commentator than Eddie for Fox. in other news! off to get a Bacon and Egg roll and a really REALLY big coffee! catch ya at 3:20 pm for round 2 of Patches vs the Gin

if you listened to Dazzle you'd be in dream land as well.

Wannabe filth if you will

Couldn't disagree more.

FMD Matty Nicholls might as well be wearing a Bulldogs beanie at this point. he's a disgrace

Dogs openly throw the ball and the umpires never call it. how much does one have to spend to get that kind of treatment from the umpires?

That is the funniest goal in the history of football!

Mitch Georgiadis is going to be a very good player.

I'm glad i can be of service, though i'm not sure why you'd be mates with Port supporters, surely there is a law against that or something?

Send your regards to Four Pillars Gin, they make me the wonderful keyboard warrior i am tonight.

Hahaha! i love that! i bet he'd be a favourite on the Crows forum!

Seriously though, there is no way these teams would get this much space against us. we've got both these teams covered imo

Offt. imagine if he was calling the other game, would just spend the entire time taking the [censored] out of Kochy

Gee the port fans are a classy bunch, i don't know what centrelink is complaining about.

At least. incredible the lack of respect he's being shown

The space Richmond are giving Hogan is incredible, bloke must smell or something coz no tigers defender has been within 5 meters of him

This Hogan bloke goes alright, i reckon the Freo dockers might have some regrets watching this given they threw him away for a bag of skittles

Neither of these teams is defending well at all, makes for an exciting game to watch!

Geez Port look ordinary. there is absolutely no pressure on the dogs.

Agreed. Jack Silvagni usually plays well against us as well so glad he's out. interesting selections, i don't rate Newnes, but he is a better chance of being able to go with Langdon than Setterfield.

Gee wiz if all three talls find form and Fritsch keeps going, it suddenly looks like an incredibly potent forward line. Got a feeling with all the focus on the talls Kozzie might be the one to kick a bag this week

Big fan, got some good speed at the feet of the 3 talls.