Biffen

I happened to have a temporary job dressed as a light infantryman from 1915.Having no time to waste, leaving the bayonet at the desk, I dashed into court to face whiskey o'reilly , the country judge known to be better in the afternoon. As he stood when I entered, I knew I had made the right choice of apparel.

By the way, On my (formerly) private court matters. I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words . I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge. I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

There is a lot of concern about the undesirable element ruining the convivial atmosphere and destroying the vibe in St Kilda. But we at the Gat have a long term plan to bring down rents and remove these Glen Waverley hipster from our happy home. No offence to Danby WJ,but he has no idea about Fitzroy St although his office is right in front of mine. He has given very few speeches in Parliament about the importance of the Gat to Australian art and culture. The only thing he had added in five terms has been about 30 kgs to his midriff. I need to stand up for Melbourne ports and get rid of these educated,employed parasites from our streets forever!

Mostly just Souvlaki on my own New romantic shirt. Has never looked clean since about '87.

The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof. But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.

They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc? True? Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?

He's banned from the Gat. Must have a friend in Broady?

Just watched landline .Must have been too civil to change the channel. You parasites are finished. A computer can milk the cows now. Time to re- skill. Try using your hick brain!

One that doesn't use pictures. Give it a go Froggo!

Slight axe wound. Not the first I've been involved with. Back on typing duties. Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking. I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again. You snivelling ignorami.

That Little man at the helm of Essendon would never become so low (nearly impossible),that he would stoop(hardly needs to) so low as to engage in industrial espionage and personal vendettas against his opponents would he?

Full of inanity once again I see chaps.

Nice work WJ. It's a dirty job but somebody must clean up all the irrelevant information. Which would account for most of the frogs pictures.

Our way of life is being threatened. Nay, the very existence of this warped playground may cease to be. I urge you all to pour a bucket if shizen over Frankys thread.!!!

Now Chet Faker is a fan I might go follow the Melbournre lacrosse team. Footy has become too mainstream .

Were the skinheads or the free love and mungbean types the instigators of the pushing .Hard to tell from the news reports. It looked like dopey flag wavers were being protected by the cops from the Fitzroy north millionaire hippies.

Back in my day we passed around quite a number of things.That was in the amateurs of course so we never lowered ourselves to drink that swill. Top shelf only. These days I believe the ice pipe is the must have accessory for the country footballer. There was a time when a snort of snuff was de riguer during the break, but that was back when ol'dee had hair.

Try to sell him some of that quit smoking stuff from the warehouse, near the imported frozen berries.Meanwhile I will try to get him back on the smokes. He's ours now.

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

A very favourable self diagnosis Jazz. it is how you must continue to think about yourself .Positively. If i detect any faults,it is my job to illuminate and amplify them.

I'd guess there is a lot of Red in the area. Not much of the other left to steal though.

You really don't know what you are getting yourself in for. You should run away,and never look back. You still have the chance. But if you do go ,there is no need for you to take any money. Bitters will pay for everything.He likes showing off his wealth.

They said that he had gone completely insane. That his methods were......unsound.

I kept the receipts luckily, I'll find a way to deduct it .

It is a bitter wind that does nothing for no one.Or words to that effect. Now whilst I must take some blame for absent mindfulness in forgetting my wallet as well as the map of Ballarat and the tickets , it is lucky i was able to keep BBo on an even keel by directing him to many of the Historical Public houses ye Olde Ballaarat has to offer. Our meandering journey traced steps taken by many a digger in search of fortune and beer , and we were no exception. BBo himself became whimsical as our historical journey ended and we made it to beautiful Wendouree ,the home or true Ballarat culture and Style. BBO insisted on paying for everything and was in fine form I am pleased to report and i was pleased to be able to negotiate on his behalf with the fine people of Ballarat,and the bogans of Wendouree. As the day progressed and a Demon victory looked a certainty ,Bitter drifted back down memory lane and into his perverted old self as he discussed the beauty of some of our younger members,one in particular who did not mind the leering and accidental bumps from behind that occured from nowhere and often caused the spilling of beer. I must say she did have lovely denim shorts on ,as did a few of our junior female supporters, which I applaud. Years ago ,I am told ,it was nearly culturally acceptable to sample the material of these shorts by hand .Sadly ,for Bitters ,those days have passed. As the match deteriorated ,we too began to wilt and BBo managed some beautiful shepherding of two old ladies in footscray colours whilst I borrowed a child to help us steal a cab (one of the only 2 in town). Fourty Eight bucks later and we had made our reservation on time ,the wine ,beautifully decanted, awaiting us. I had taken the liberty of ordering the 8 course degustation menu as a treat for BBO and although he probably wont thank me now ,in time I am sure he will appreciate the cultural growth I have engendered in him.