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The market is very finite there. They are poor and underemployed. There are two teams there already. It will not work. We already [censored] ourselves to Darwin. It will not happen ever.

I want the conch!

Clearly not. I'm sure you will see to that.

That happens with adults also. I still don't see your point re Tassie as we are called Melbourne Football club. Also I fail to see the correlation between,Tassie,Finals,Hawthorn etc,if there is one.

What's the difference? It's irrelevant.

Watts was good in the first half and average in the second half. Not Robinson Crusoe either. Still in our best today easily.

I went to quite a few state schools back when I was selling them for the Kennett Government.God it was depressing.

Thats the kind of sober thinking that is usually reserved for Tuesdays. Everyone was enjoying a meltdown and then you come along with your rational reasoning.

Apologies, I'm a bit browned-off today. Just getting a load off my mind.

To you,The Golden Thread Closer of Demonland, I've gotta ask , when does it ever stop?

To anyone contemplating suicide I say, Never just kill yourself-take out a few a-holes before you go.

Glad to help. I can provide more before I scat.

Depends on whether it's the good couch or not. But yes, certainly time to roll out the plastic sheets and put on the German Bronze porn, ring up the MFC and invite the boys home to do in private what they do in public to us weekly. Naturally.

Definitely keep on the medicine ENYAW,and don't think too much.

Might have to get Ben Hur to pull on the boots.

Those membership cards are very hard to flush. I hope they make them bio-degradable next year. The players should be issued a new clash strip. I think it should be all brown to reflect their effort and the should wear it every week so they don't get confused with an AFL team. We should change our emblem to "The Steamers".

Brian Royal. Every ball up we lose the ball. C'mon mate. Ciao.

As always yes.N Jones giving his all also.

I couldn't give a rats if Jeremy Cameron was from Prague. Fkn Dartmoor-Fkn FOX.

Tappy and Sylvia are busting their balls to keep us in it. Watts, Gawn,Viney also.Spencer is trying as well. The rest are watching the game or not involved.

"Jezza" if you are Luke Darcy . Seriously Darcy- you are a complete tea-bagger.

Toumpas and Clisby are having shockers. Watts ,Tappy,Gawn,Viney keeping us in it. Pedo is all over the shop. Looks bad but I expect us to get our sheet together in the next quarter. If this doesn't happen I have prepared the cyanide tablets and a will.

Tappy is our most effective player. Watts close behind. Toump-get some grippo son. Fitzy-on the highlight reel forever that one. Spence-big ,clumsy,puts in. Pedo-you dont need an invite to tackle-keep your f^&*ing feet in the contest.

I expect to see Strauss across our half-back line for the next few years. Reasonably quick ,good footskills ,strong body . As with Blease we have to remember he is a year behind due to a broken leg. Strauss was probably the worst broken leg I've ever seen. He has never gotten enough of the ball and like our other APS product,Jack Watts ,he hangs around the pack a bit too much for my liking without affecting the contest. We recruited him as a "distributor" across the Half Back line. He needs to grab his chance and get a run of games together.

Some might say.