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Stuie admitting he likes seeing grown men naked,

wet

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Has some new type of Meth been released on the West Coast? You don't sleep much,and you have given me enough insight into pond life to have some concerns for your mental health.

My only concern is that Salem has a chance to develop properly . If this doesn't happen then the discussion around Salem could easily turn into a Witch hunt.

Win -WIn.

Jake King is a dwarf who enjoys the company of older men in leather and that is his choice. Caro Wilson ,although a harpy and a very bitchy type of Yoda with a wig on is actually accurate with her info but the problem is she is getting spoon fed by HQ and is skewing the outcomes between the AFL and its member clubs. Gary March is an undisclosed bankrupt and his company Concept Sports should ring alarm bells-never deal with them. Lingerie football is a gratuitous perve but some women enjoy AFL for exactly the same reason so in this day and age WGAF? What was the topic again- oh yeah, sack the board.

Slightly different viewing material than usual for you. Good to see you can appreciate purity as well.

Just read up on him and didn't realise how big a figure he is for us. Hopefully we can get another recruitment genius like him from somewhere in our ranks.

Learn to speed read. Most of it is in very simple English.

That explains plenty. I hope you have not fallen prey to a Miscavige of justice.

Playing in the Scorps for 2014 could be Salem's Lot

We will lose all our spearheads by round 4, all the key backs by round 6 and our new mids should be in the surgery by about round 8. I try to visualise the season like this and then be pleasantly surprised if we get a full year out of someone. Last year the boys bodies held up well but there was severe fatigue setting in upstairs by Round 1.

Couldn't resist taking the p.

Unlikely CK, It's a re-build of a re-build. Suspensions will cost us dearly. and some wont put in.

That particular model must be from Cleaveland.

We've got Foxtel here-never got a bill either. We spliced into the neighbours line and it works out well for all of us, cept Rupert.

Funny you should mention that because Foxtels big office forms the Golden Triangle with Moonee Valley and Puckle st, not far from Windy Hill, Tony Mokbels old TAB and half the shootings that were done (Ascot Vale.) It's an area of Melbourne for people of low moral fibre, clearly.

That's what Ivan Milat liked to tell us .

Puck me drunk! You Romsey types are a diverse and sophisticated bunch of Thespians aren't you. Congratulations are in order on your win.

You should add an actual rating of Journalists and their reporting skills,facts,guesses,accurate predictions,lies etc. This would help hold some of these twits accountable and rank them so people can wade through the Pieriks and Robbos out there. Sounds like a good idea and if expanded to rate/rank other players in the industry I think it will make you money. There is currently little independent criticism of footy media so you may have found a niche here. Best of Luck!

That Fuschia coloured number makes him look cheap and tawdry. Even a little bit easy.

I have been crunching a few numbers and you still need about 15000 votes for your shot at the Presidency. I think we might have to bus in some constituents and bodgy a few proxies but as campaign manager ,everything appears on track.

Did somebody take a pizz in your morning glass of vinegar? Or do you just go through life whinging about others?

Now can we get back to flogging the dead horse that is Jack Watts likely position/potential/physical assets and perceived lack of toughness. I could train a robot to write various cliches about him to keep on topic and within the rigid structures people have come to expect from this neatly arranged site. But then Machsy and Co would be redundant. Long live any "utterly pathetic attempts at humour" in the middle of January when the latest real news we have had from the club is "the boys went training in 42 degree heat and used a fridge on a truck to cool down between drills." Life as we know it does not depend on the verity and sincerity of every posters intimate thoughts on Jack Watts progress as a player, or lack thereof.