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Queanbeyan Demon

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Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon

  1. Point 1: I'd have preferred May to miss a game because he flatten Gingivitis (in his over-sized shorts and infantile persona), not Milkshake. Point 2: Each victory gained over oneself means new strength to gain more victories. — Sri Aurobindo, 1872-1950, Indian nationalist, yogi & philosopher Go Deez.
  2. I gave myself a lifetime ban a few years ago Spalding. Get all my footy news from 'Land. This way I know it's the truth.
  3. The law is always selectively applied Dee-monic. I take your point, but it would take a major departure from the 'normal way of proceeding' for this law to be applied in this instance IMHO. And as for Jacko . . . if he thinks playing with law breakers Gaff, Luke Ryan, Michael Frederick and Jason Carter, then he's in for a severe reality adjustment. https://au.sports.yahoo.com/afl-2020-fremantle-dockers-avoid-police-action-party-040039536.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFNdjbqHn5l4EsjRGgLKn-QWiOVyvGo2hV303r7UVCOIPtyfHU27C88m8MgiDj58ZfLXPn1vggbPKex9ATMDwtTmpn-Ykkq9umRU0Ca10-gcAHU276qHSkQjS3gLZjg1wb30ym2PqYQ2tlVD0ijDoDeceblVWCIbfzAGMYQZkogT
  4. Agree monoccular. How about investigating something worthwhile: Oppo players holding and blocking Max 100 yards off the ball, Footscray throwing the ball for the last seven years, Horethorn's draft tampering in 2005/6 that delivered four flags, Carltank's brown paper bag dealings of the 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s, Matthews knocking-out Giles, Ellingworth and Steven Smith off the ball in the 70s and 80s, Everything Essendrugs did and said during the Sheedy years, Noel Gordon's back-dooring of Fitzroy, How Franklin made it to South Melbourne at the 11th hour after all but being signed, sealed and delivered to Greater Waste of Resources, How McGuire was allowed to talk shiiiiiiiiit non-stop and uninterrupted for the last 25 years, and Every decision made by Ross Oakley.
  5. Of all opposition supporters, I have alway felt the Footscray people were okay. I never had any dramas going to see the Deez at the Western oval in the '70s and '80s. Once again, Footscray people have been noice to us Demons. Thank you for the gift BS. You are forever in our hearts.
  6. Dear AFL . . . can you at least, please, start using some lubricant? Blessings, QD.
  7. What would I do when the tissue paper runs out in the bathroom OD?
  8. Very happy for Goody to be doing the job as outlined in his position description actually.
  9. Please ban yourself from 'Land THBT.
  10. That's exactly what they say at AA meetings.
  11. Hands off deegirl, he’s mine.
  12. I suggest you take Stephen's place in the team DEE fence for both your name and the sanity you bring to a mostly insane thread.
  13. Like a lot of others, I'm disappointed in Stephen. I just love the bloke. Easily the best big back we've had in my time watching the Deez . . . coming up to 50 years now. However . . . Let he or she who hasn't fuuuuked up badly in their life at one time or another identify themselves on this thread now. For you may now throw the first stone.
  14. Easily the post of the night.
  15. Could mods ban this poster from 'Land please?
  16. For some, it happens most nights on 'Land.
  17. We don't call 'em the Filth for nothing.
  18. A week back in kindie maybe?
  19. That would seriously ensure he wins this years KKA
  20. Can we bring Pedo back?
  21. Hang on, isn't the comp run by the AFL?
  22. One's hobby soon enough becomes 'Land.
  23. For me, there are two surprising facts the data reveals so far: only three percent of 'Landers admit to being under 20 years of age, and WCW hasn't declared her age publicly. Top line analysis: Given the nature of some of some the discussions, I would have thought people aged 12 would make up about 50 percent of 'Landers, and WCW is way too self-effacing. Love yous all, QD.
  24. FWIW . . . with a few exceptions that continually get exposed as dumb footballers, individual players are not the problem. The comp has broken down our game style. Freeo and Swans, because they are well coached and have good players, perfected interrumpere stilus. I'm not an expert by any means, but I would have thought our style flaws are relatively easily addressed. For example, let's focus on sticking tackles and handling the ball cleanly under pressure. Improvements in these two areas will go a long way to fixing our forward line woes. BBB has lost form for sure, but he's not going to regain it in a substandard second tier comp, nor in our senior team with the ball being bombed into the arms of McCartin all night long either.

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