Very Jaded

Ban fans for having a go at umpires, then quietly drop umpires every week for poor performances. This year has been the worst umpiring I have ever witnessed across all games. Inconsistent and completely random.

Amen. I am sure we didn’t go get May because we thought Oscar was the next Scarlett. But May totally [censored] us by being fat and enjoying the [censored]. Let’s hope those shenanigans are behind us now and both May and Lever return soon to bolster our diabolical backline situation. Which lets not forget is also missing the best small defender in the comp in Jetta.

This horrible season is over. Let’s not waste it. I hope our coaching team aren’t as weak as our players and utilize what’s left of this year to make some tough decisions. Give players we aren’t sure of time to show if they are worth persisting with. Send everyone who isn’t fit to rest or to the operating table. Tom McDonald needs a 16 week holiday so he can stop playing like a 97 year old with arthritis. We need to try and salvage this year to make critical list decisions. We also need to hire a [censored] goal kicking coach. Brad Green was an extraordinary kick for goal. He might need the support now. Could be a good way to help him while he helps us.

Go and get absolutely [censored]. That’s all I can say right now.

I swear to god I am sick and tired of footballers who can’t kick [censored] goals. It is your job!

And still we haven’t done [censored] to improve our goal kicking. Any chance we get someone down at the club who can teach our footballer to kick?

Who. The. [censored]. Is. On. Betts?! This season can’t end quickly enough.

This club is making me lose the will to live. Or at least watch them play.

Disgusting.

Nightmare result. We have shat ourselves. And let’s remind ourselves they have been a man down on rotations for a half. In these conditions. Yet we are out.

Absolute comedy of errors from our players.

Choke. Choke. Choke.

Frost. Jesus. Stop. Kicking. Risky. Kicks. You. Are. A. [censored]. Kick. FML!

[censored] me if this potato wins them the game I will lose my mind. You needed to get him to ground Oscar!!!

The standard of umpiring this year across the league has been appalling.

[censored] mark to Fritsch! Jesus!

Need to compose ourselves and get the win. They are a man down so we must capitalize.

[censored] right off umpire. What an absolute bunch of wankers.

Need Gawn back in the middle. He rests and we struggle to get clearances.

How’s the push on Weideman?! Not paid of course. Disgrace.

Lol at that Hannan kick. Bit rusty mate. Nice touch of Jonesy signaling the armband then.

He is the biggest potato going around. Looks like Jenkins but plays like Jane if Jane had one leg. Because Jane is no potato!

Oscar you need to face the ball my friend. I really can’t stress this enough.

TMac down back. Had to happen. Backline was some sort of stick taped mess of NQRs. At least TMac is a big body with some defensive experience.

Harmes on Walker. Inspirational move. God I hate Walker. Such a [censored].