Jaded No More

Great tackle Spargo

Come the [censored] on. Do not fold like a deck of cards in the last 5 minutes as per usual.

Membrey to win the game is the most 2020 thing to ever happen

We are a May injury from falling apart like a cheap suit.

Hannan please go away.

Guys ANB is free to play next week. Everything will be ok.

It’s a question I ask myself frequently watching us play.

Hibbo back in the huddle!!!

Has been a brilliant recruit. As important to our structure as May and Lever. Three players who can’t kick good but play their role magnificently

The turnovers Jesus. Hibbo looks bad.

He is a damn good player. If only we could deliver the ball to him more frequently.

Watching us play is worse for my mental health than lockdown.

He kicked it out the full?

Please explain to me why Butler and Steele are still opponent-less?

Sorry but that is holding the ball.

Worth his weight in gold.

Thank god our game plan doesn’t rely on winning clearances or contested possessions.

Honestly thank god for Lever and May.

Honestly turnovers happen to every team. Even the best teams. They are annoying but it’s a game played by humans who make mistakes. I can forgive that but what I can’t forgive is the same horrible midfield set up that allows opposition to stream forward easily for goals every week.

I don’t know. Why does this happen every week? Because it’s a rinse and repeat pattern. Are our players really too stupid to follow instructions? Are they deaf? Poorly coached? Blind? Dehydrated? Drunk? I mean really I’m an unfit 34 year old who has never played footy in her life and I can see it. Why can’t they? Whoever they are?

Please explain to me who teaches these muppets to tap the ball to the open side of the pack and have nobody defend it? Because that Steele goal at the end is the same [censored] I see week in week out. If it’s not the coaches who set this up, then our players deserve to be sacked for not following instructions.

It’s too risky of a game plan because how often do you dominate clearances? Too many good midfields running around. Ours can win contested possession but are miserable on the outside and going forward. So not only do we rely on clearance dominance we rely on perfect clearances where we can get the ball winner streaming forward. That is nice, but it can’t be done consistently. It has failed us since 2018.

I am sick and tired of our coaches having a game plan built purely around dominating clearances and yet never actually dominating clearances. Fix the game plan because clearly the strategy and the players aren’t a match!!!

You’d think we would work on that. Learn to execute a shut down structure with 5 minutes left in quarters. But that requires two things we don’t have, disciplined players and good coaching.

And watch us do [censored] all to stop Butler because our coaches are dumb. Almost as dumb and lazy as our players.