Jaded No More

I am not in favour of anyone. I just know that I would hate our coach to behave like that. It’s unprofessional and it takes away the focus from what he should be doing, which is working out how to beat us.

He might be a piece of trash, but Bevo’s behavior was also inappropriate. The two are not related.

Sign him up for life! Come on Dees let’s get this done.

I’m just here for the Mason Cox fashion show. Loving the matching knee high socks and elbow bands. Chanel is turning in her grave.

De Goey should spend less time groping women and more time groping a cross trainer. Looks plump.

Is it my imagination or are Collingwood players buggered after each play? They are hands on hips sucking in the air. It’s been one quarter of one game. Doesn’t look good.

Guys I’m going out on a limb here to say that neither St Kilda nor Collingwood win the flag this year.

No worse than Viney’s hit on McRae.

Totally agree. There was nothing in it. A tackle that went wrong and hurt an already NQR knee from the looks of things. There are a lot of players at the Dogs I cannot stand, but the Bont is a star and a humble one at that. Never seen him do anything untoward on field or off.

Goodwin never makes unnecessary changes. Continuity in the squad was key to our success last year. I think we will replace Salem with *hopefully* Lever, and then go in unchanged with Bedford the sub again. Given Rivers, Hibbo and Petty can't be too far off, they will continue to give Tommo, Hunt and Smith a go to determine which one of them makes way for the other, if at all.

One asshat does not cancel the other. Both Bevo and Morris were wrong for different reasons. Both behaved like utter brainless buffoons. Both have caused themselves and their work place damage. Adios to Morris and good luck to Bevo.

At least it's not an ACL... at least it's not an ACL... if you say it fast 100 times you feel better Top 3 players I think we can least afford to lose and one of our most important.

Incorrect. Melbourne are the winners. We won a great game under serious duress and nobody is even mentioning us. Beautifully coasting under the radar.

Statistics don't always tell the truth. When Harmes was on Bailey Smith he quite often lost him in the contest and Smith had a very good day, although he too can't kick. He also butchered the ball in critical moments going inside 50. I think he was one of our poorer performers, but he is competing against guys who are just so damn good, that sometimes his skill errors stand out more as a result. Overall for round 1 I thought our skills were quite good, especially given our short pre season. Like I said, I thought he was poor but he lifted in the last when we needed to seal the game, and he tends to get better and better with a bit more time. He is also playing a little bit of a different role, as Viney is now fit and Sparrow has really grown into himself, so he spends far less time playing inside mid. That takes adjusting. I still think his best position is half forward, where he can impact the scoreboard. Interestingly I thought ANB was superb playing more inside mid than I've ever seen him play before.

He was a hot mess until the last quarter. Poor defensively and his disposal was putrid. But he got into the swing of things in the last. Harmes is someone who needs time to settle into the season. He always has a stinker at the start and we all call for him to get dropped, and then he really picks up. I trust he will continue that path in 2022.

You are probably right. Who amongst us hasn't said something not so nice towards a co worker in private. The issue for me isn't that he said she's hot or whatever, and he does go on to say what a lovely and fun person she is, it's the derogatory nature of his comments relating to her sexuality which are just revolting, even if they were said in private. If he said she's beautiful, lovely, fun to hang around, but unfortunately for you guys she's gay, I would be like "meh", but he carries on like a horny 12 year old and it's absolutely revolting. Also to the person who leaked this audio, nice of you to think about this poor woman who's sexuality has been splashed all over the media. Good job.

Richmond look cooked. No power in the legs. Their younger players are all plodders. Cotchin is finished. Dusty not far behind. Carlton look good. They looked good against us in the practice game too. Strong midfield and potent attack. Decent backline. Voss is using the “selfless” mantra this year and they are playing a similar style to us. Will cause some damage to the 8.

After 39 years being rubbish, you’d hope so

Carlton fans lining up to get “we won round 1” tattoos as we speak.

They are when they are clean. They aren’t when they go nowhere. Blues are walking it out.

That was after the game. I meant he wasn’t a complete sook like Jack. He was as tough and courageous as they come.

Cripps is back. He is a beast.

Harsh. I think you’re allowed to show emotions after losing a grand final the way they did.

At least Nick didn’t look like a smashed crab when he played. Jack is the biggest drama queen. Just calm down Jack, people are literally dying in Ukraine. You just got tackled.

I tell ya what, neither team is winning a flag this year. Carlton are at least hanging in and giving themselves a sniff. Richmond look old.