Red and Bluebeard

Probably no helicopter punts either ...

Understood. Scottish pubs are certainly informative ...

It is a while since I have been there. There was lots to learn, which I enjoyed.

Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ...

Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ...

Or cheat and use Wikipedia like this ...

You don't remember the line?

What is nine times six again?

Need an injection, jazza? Or just like inflicting some pain on some poor helpless bananas? (who don't know what they took, but know that is nothing harmful, illegal or fattening)

Rumoured that we have offered picks 2 and 3 for Josh Kennedy and pick 39. This has generated a bit of interest. Trenners staying put on one leg. This has also generated a bit of interest. Eddie talked some rubbish and Sheedy says he is not going to Essendon. No one batted an eyelid at either of these ...

Top bloke, just has a shizen foot ...

All the MFC types were probably at Robbie's memorial service, so no progress expected until tomorrow, I presume.

Any blended whisky is the same, I believe ...

I am not much of a drinker, but even I know that "drink" and "Johnny Walker" shouldn't be used in the same sentence. "Johnny Walker" and "clean the toilet" is more like it ...

Lots of pointless noise for little result ... yeah, sounds like trade week

That sounds like one very well trained alpaca ....

Probably searching for gifs ...

A hard life, OD, but someone has to do it ...

Agreed, but the problem is that he is an A grade bloke and Demon, and one who, apart from probably only Nathan Jones, is the most loved player at the club. FWIW I can see the sense in the deal, but part of me wants there to be some other means to the same end ... Part of the normal emotional conflict of supporting the Dees ...

BBO, teachers are generally underpaid and undervalued, but then so are farmers and various other occupations. I have a daughter in year 9 myself, so I can relate to your story, and I think, like jazza, that what you are doing for the poor kid is great.

Better not let him know about the sine curve then ...

No drama, jazza. Just trying to get a rise, and it seems it worked! There are certainly some teachers who shouldn't be there, like in any profession. Algebra? Great stuff! I agree that it is probably wasted on Biff ...

Thats quite insulting to teachers (which include my wife, mother and aunt). My aunt would have probably thrown the cow pats back at you and said "Clean up your own mess!"

Is that from jazza's family album?

Have a good trip. Bound to be far more interesting than trade week!