Red and Bluebeard

Cool birds, DF. Pets of yours?

So in other words, 講你的語言

The problem is, IIRC, that the rest of Australia has to agree to it as well, and we didn't. So we still love you DF ...

Who is he riding in the Cup? Isn't he a jockey?

Specify the rules better next time (or BBO's mad nutter of a hound might come calling) :-)

You asked if it could get any better, and I merely stated one possibility that would be ... what is the issue?

10 wins and 0 losses would certainly be better. Probability of happening? Well, ...

Not me. No beard ...

If that is an old fart, then I wonder what I am ...

What are blue heelers for?

Maybe one of the lads has hacked his account ...

So no one has pulled a leg? Or a swiftie? Or a beer? Or their hair out? Somehow I find the conjunction of all that hard to believe ...

As far as I can tell, Redleg, the No BS part has been more honored in the breech than the observance ...

Probably no helicopter punts either ...

Understood. Scottish pubs are certainly informative ...

It is a while since I have been there. There was lots to learn, which I enjoyed.

Could have been McAveney ... can just imagine a call of 'special' at crucial points ...

Bannockburn, eh? Nice place, but a bit moody, like all battlefields. So was it the Templars that turned the tide? Or just plenty of cries of "Freedom!" in a Scottish accent ...

Or cheat and use Wikipedia like this ...

You don't remember the line?

What is nine times six again?

Need an injection, jazza? Or just like inflicting some pain on some poor helpless bananas? (who don't know what they took, but know that is nothing harmful, illegal or fattening)

Rumoured that we have offered picks 2 and 3 for Josh Kennedy and pick 39. This has generated a bit of interest. Trenners staying put on one leg. This has also generated a bit of interest. Eddie talked some rubbish and Sheedy says he is not going to Essendon. No one batted an eyelid at either of these ...

Top bloke, just has a shizen foot ...

All the MFC types were probably at Robbie's memorial service, so no progress expected until tomorrow, I presume.