Red and Bluebeard

Surely is the Toe Poke from the Tow Ball ... ?

Yeah, provided they collectively mooned the Eagles cheer squad on the way there ... ?

Well the word has passed around, and joined the wild bush horses ...

Stick to red and blue ones in the future -- they suit you much better! ?

And who were premiers in '39, '40 and '41? ?

If Freo beat the filth and Sydney and Hawthorn don't draw (so one of them stays on 14 wins), then our percentage would see us slide into 4th.

Look up a recipe, but hold off on pouring it until the final siren next week ... ?

That is a strange name for a cafe ...

Me. After all, there is a beer or banana smoothie riding on this ...

What the hell ... Moneyball --- gold coin donation to the swear jar if you drop a mark Boost --- like a roost but from the backline. Desparation time only Aerial -- swim like her in the last quarter when it pours down Tackle -- take this when fishing Team -- blind as hell because it has no eyes Makes about as much sense to me ...

No excitement here until the final siren on Round 23 is in and the banana-containing liquid is in a container in my hands ready to be drunk ... after that, what the hell!

That is a little unfair --- sometimes I like cheeseburgers ?

Now you are talking ... this is getting serious!

That is the benefit of betting against your team. Either way you get something out of it ... ?

That sounds more like it!

That is one expensive beer, OD ?

Alright BB. I don't drink beer, but how about this. If we don't make the finals, I will buy you a beer. If we do make the finals, you buy me the equivalent in bananas. That is more than enough footy talk for one post in this thread, so I think we should turn to the crucial question of how many bananas is one beer worth ...

... get you to create a similar thread before the Adelaide game next week ?

No, but it seemed to this untrained observer that we kicked more, were more direct and had less ring-a-rosy handballs than usual. Still played like millionaires in the first two quarters though ...

How good was Gawn to Gus from the centre bounce in the third quarter. And all hail Clarry, king of the wormburners!

Is he related to Chunk or Zac?

Highlight was probably Gawnie kicking the 'Jayden Hunt memorial goal' after the three-quarter time siren. But isn't it good to have a 50+ point win and be able to say we should have won by double that ...

That's the thing about fake news, Earl --- it doesn't matter!

Presumably the same guy that fed him all the jam donuts from the vans outside the 'G. Either that or he has been on the Phat Phil diet ...

When was the last time a 100-point win let you down? And if a banana does let you down, use a rope next time ...