Moonshadow

Maple, when I went to the footy with Uncle Bitter last season his fascinator certainly caught a few eyes... quite literally. St John' Ambos were in overdrive.I suspect he'll be wearing something that's kind of a cross between a red and blue jazz era dress and the type of outfit that Devine "You think you're a man but you're only a boy" might slip into. (Google the name BBO, you'll figure it out.)

I'm going to channel BBO and say INNOCENCE!!!

Indeed, and we're supposed to be an advanced society! One where might is right and the small man gets screwed.

Could not agree more. ASADA is not giving the taxpayer value for money. Let's hope WADA shows some kahunas and cuts through the crapp. 2 year bans, that's what we want

Credibility? Says the man who got taken for a ride and a half on the weekend. Sucker!

I've been there Uncle Bitter, the beer's ok but the all the reds are vinegar.

Good to see you back maple. Please forgive BBOs sleaziness. He's from the country, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

Chateau de Biffen. Cheap and nasty, comes in a cask.

Tell that to the judge at your hearing pal.

Would have thought you learnt your lesson last time Uncle Bitter. Expensive trip home by the sounds.

Dare I say a catholic schoolboy......

Which float were you on Uncle Bitter?

Extending the wagon to March Uncle Bitter? You clearly taught Jazzy O a lesson. He won't mess with the hipster hobby farmers of Romsay again.

Or had wedged someone into his own crevasse....

That's how he looks normally Biff.

Can you picture BBO going awol tonight and screaming "Miranda!!!"

Absolutely pizzing down where I am in Melb and a howling wind too boot. BBO is going to have 'one of these nights' at the Eagles concert at Hanging Rock. The only thing dry will be his thirst for alcohol.

Meanwhile, in the heart of Moscow, the Russian opposition leader was cowardly murdered, shot four times in the back just before a large protest rally against Vlad Putin. As much as I can't stand Abbott (or Shorten for that matter) I thank my lucky stars that doesn't happen here and hope we don't ever stoop to that level.

Victory to Uncle Bitter I say! Three cheers old chap. Have one for the rest of us.

Otherwise your business would be ruined Biff?

Certainly not Life In the Fast Lane....

Red wine, smokes, drugs, seduction and swingers parties all sound like a good night out to me Biff. What's the problem? I'll leave the other items for the old fellas here such as Jazzy O, BBO, od and dc.

Irony.

Only about 400-500,000 others at it too Earl. Great if you like sweating shoulder to shoulder with a massive bunch of strangers whilst moving at a snail's pace. I'm sure there will be a projection on BBOs torso that will amaze you.

Any confirmation from Garry Lyon on this?