Moonshadow

The federal seat of Melbourne very nervous. If it wasn't for the high concentration of hospitals and Uni's in the area, the Libs would happily nuke 'em.

I'm finding your new signature disturbing but not unexpected Bitty. You are indeed the Romsey village id!ot.

...but you and Bitty are full of it.

Funny. Ill give you that one Bitty.

Toady and Bitty... BFF

Hope you are not getting behind the wheel tonight Bitty. Firing on all cylinders, it appears.

No, definitely not. Just telling.

*holds mirror*

cross dressing laws?

Was down there 2 yrs ago for a holiday. I remember getting cherries on Bruny Island that were so big and juicy it was hard to believe they were cherries. Great cheeses on Bruny Is as well.

Damn, I was just getting into the swing of 'land without Bitty. Now I have to prepare for his shiraz soaked hand grenades lobbing my way again without warning. Eating the Xmas ham? He looks like a glazed and decorated ham himself. I guess you are what you eat.

Especially because he is not here to defend himself Biff.

Isn't that where you are taught to try and act 30 years younger than you really are? Nah, Stu and BBO already have that down pat.

Is that a subsidiary of the Betty Ford Clinic?

Good lord, you are certainly correct dc. My bad. Apologies Biff. Not an easy pair to get mixed up.

FYI BBO and Biff due back either tomorrow or Wed. You can virtually kiss and hug them then Toady, or whatever it is you do behind your computer screen when you think of BBO.

I resemble that, Toady.

Too funny

Wouldn't it be funny if Stuie's missus was spotted speaking to reporters outside BBOs mansion. Tongues would wag on 'land.

It'll be mascara and Prince Alberts at 10 paces. Keep BBOs hands tied, I say. He likes it that way.

Be careful what you wish for Biff. BBO will indeed be very bitter when he comes back. Stu will benefit from the break, given he has a bub.

Sorry to disappoint Bitty. I know how much you like a flamboyant party, but you'll just have to make do on your own, which I'm guessing you're an expert at.

And your post count would drop to 0.

No. If I met your sister Bitty I'd keep my mouth shut and run like hell. Biff may not run, but others would.

You're all class, you old charmer chookrat.